Good god the woman is insane. Take only what you need and flee to the nearest refuge, be it a fire station, garda barracks, whatever. Once there, head to Kildare and find a lad named Patrick. He’ll sort you with fresh papers and PPS so you can start a new life safe from this violence. Good luck
Is she eatin’ it raw?
I think your wife is my ex-wife
My question is, does she know how to use a proper block of butter. Has she been a spreadable shite butter person and doesn’t know how to use a real block of butter?
Should be NSFW flair
Grounds for divorce right there
Run. Don’t pack, leave the kids it’s too late for them. Just. Run
Am I seeing… fork marks?!
You can get an annulment over that.
Shiieettttttt… is she a seagull?
Once you get free and clear of the property, I can recommend a good family law solicitor…
Get out whilst you can, mate. There’s no telling what’s next!
During the cold winter, real butter frustrates the beat of us. Slices of bread are destroyed on a daily basis.
Is there butter in the jam too?
You need to stay on her good side!
Be sure to butter her up well!
shes going to kill you for sure
My God. I think I’m gonna be sick…
Has she been gnawing at it like a mouse?
That is disfigured
Is she a bear of some sort?
run, run fast
My wife does the same thing. Baffling.
Whats to think about? That’s the first test of sanity and she failed.
Get out. Get out now. Quick. Before its too late
Look on the bright side, at least theres no crumbs in it…
NOT THE KERRYGOLD, YOU MONSTER
What? How? Why? I have so many questions.
Just like mine, christ you should see how she loads the dishwasher. Chaos. She’s great all the same. Sound like.
I know a really good solicitor. It’s never too late.
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Proof is right there for sure, can’t believe she left the hob in that state.
Lock yourself in the bathroom and call the Gards
Report it as a crime: Assault and Buttery
Get out while you can. Don’t look back. Get a horse and take it to France.
That could not have been a human that did this. Surely?
I don’t know what’s worse, the crime against the butter or the state of your tiles and hob!!
That’s grounds for an annulment
The filth in this picture. And then there’s the butter…
the real crime here is the state of the hob and tiles
Yep
[My wife and I started to leave love notes for each other on the butter last week](https://imgur.com/gallery/3Vfvnjy)
Getting some Last Tango in Paris vibes off this…
Insanity run rampant
If they had put this on the posters the divorce referendum would have been 100% to the yes side.
If that’s not a clear reference to Last Tango in Paris, I dunno what is.
Dude.. run
im pretty sure even the catholic church will “OK” that divorce
https://youtu.be/jxczVhG0os8
Good god the woman is insane. Take only what you need and flee to the nearest refuge, be it a fire station, garda barracks, whatever. Once there, head to Kildare and find a lad named Patrick. He’ll sort you with fresh papers and PPS so you can start a new life safe from this violence. Good luck
Is she eatin’ it raw?
I think your wife is my ex-wife
My question is, does she know how to use a proper block of butter. Has she been a spreadable shite butter person and doesn’t know how to use a real block of butter?
Should be NSFW flair
Grounds for divorce right there
Run. Don’t pack, leave the kids it’s too late for them. Just. Run
Am I seeing… fork marks?!
You can get an annulment over that.
Shiieettttttt… is she a seagull?
Once you get free and clear of the property, I can recommend a good family law solicitor…
Get out whilst you can, mate. There’s no telling what’s next!
During the cold winter, real butter frustrates the beat of us. Slices of bread are destroyed on a daily basis.
Is there butter in the jam too?
You need to stay on her good side!
Be sure to butter her up well!
shes going to kill you for sure
My God. I think I’m gonna be sick…
Has she been gnawing at it like a mouse?
That is disfigured
Is she a bear of some sort?
run, run fast
My wife does the same thing. Baffling.
Whats to think about? That’s the first test of sanity and she failed.
Get out. Get out now. Quick. Before its too late
Look on the bright side, at least theres no crumbs in it…
NOT THE KERRYGOLD, YOU MONSTER
What? How? Why? I have so many questions.
Just like mine, christ you should see how she loads the dishwasher. Chaos. She’s great all the same. Sound like.
I know a really good solicitor. It’s never too late.
Think it’s time to invest in a panic room