I’m a bit removed from the world of “The yung wans” these days.
Is the fake orange tan as bad nowadays as it was back in the 00’s?
Christ, it was bad. I remember one night going to bed with a girl and waking up the next day, hanging to bits. She had gone to the bathroom and there was this Orange silhouette on the bed that looked like a crime scene.
In a brief, drink fuelled & half awake moment of panic, I honestly thought she had melted.
We get it, Irish girls and women are orange and ugly…
Like dating Fanta cans, with teeth
That’s hysterical 😅
Ah you can’t win either way. I only tried the fake tan a couple of times and it wasn’t for me. The amount of slagging I get from some Irish women for not using fake tan is unreal. I’ve had some fellas ask why I won’t wear it as if it’s that odd or I’d simply forgotten. Plenty of women don’t like.
I’ll stick to my natural ghostly pallor, thanks.
Fake tan > sun tanning
Family has a history of skin cancer. Don’t fuck around with sun tanning lads. Not worth it. We aren’t built for it. The bottle is the way if you want to look tanned. Or don’t at all. You’ll still look great.
This applies to Geordies boys and girls as well
This is too funny
Also not just the tan. Some girls put waaaaaaaaaaay too much facial ~~plaster~~ makeup.
I must be weird cuz I think pale skin is attractive.
That’s a Derry hue
Why is there nearly a thread a week on this topic.
That’s actually what the orange on our flag stands for
Horrible stuff.destroys the bed and it smells rotten too.lol
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I’m a bit removed from the world of “The yung wans” these days.
Is the fake orange tan as bad nowadays as it was back in the 00’s?
Christ, it was bad. I remember one night going to bed with a girl and waking up the next day, hanging to bits. She had gone to the bathroom and there was this Orange silhouette on the bed that looked like a crime scene.
In a brief, drink fuelled & half awake moment of panic, I honestly thought she had melted.
We get it, Irish girls and women are orange and ugly…
Like dating Fanta cans, with teeth
That’s hysterical 😅
Ah you can’t win either way. I only tried the fake tan a couple of times and it wasn’t for me. The amount of slagging I get from some Irish women for not using fake tan is unreal. I’ve had some fellas ask why I won’t wear it as if it’s that odd or I’d simply forgotten. Plenty of women don’t like.
I’ll stick to my natural ghostly pallor, thanks.
Fake tan > sun tanning
Family has a history of skin cancer. Don’t fuck around with sun tanning lads. Not worth it. We aren’t built for it. The bottle is the way if you want to look tanned. Or don’t at all. You’ll still look great.
This applies to Geordies boys and girls as well
This is too funny
Also not just the tan. Some girls put waaaaaaaaaaay too much facial ~~plaster~~ makeup.
I must be weird cuz I think pale skin is attractive.
That’s a Derry hue
Why is there nearly a thread a week on this topic.
That’s actually what the orange on our flag stands for
Horrible stuff.destroys the bed and it smells rotten too.lol