3.50€/night for renting a fish. I remember the good old days when you could rent a fish for just 1€

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1. Early breakfast option?

2. It’s crisis for everyone.

3. Escort-fish

4. I wonder if people steal those just like hotel slippers or bathrobes…

5. Isn’t it bad to put fish in a round bowl?

6. He sleeps with the fishes.

7. One goldfish actually needs a 50 liter tank. This is animal cruelty.

   If they’re kept to small their outside stops growing, but their insides don’t.

8. I AINT GOT NO TREE FITTY FOR A GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!!

9. The fish also has to live don’t you know, inflation is hitting us all

10. For the price of 3.5€ I get to sleep the night next to a suffering fish?! Where do I sign up?!

11. 2 fish for €6? Asking for a friend.

12. r/ABoringDystopia

13. In most hotels you can also rent a woman. Slightly more expensive though.

14. Pulling Fish tricks

15. That bowl doesn’t have enough oxygen to sustain that fish for very long. Kind of cruel.

16. It’s so bad for the fish to have such a tiny bowl, I hate this so much.

17. Voor 3,5€ komt hij op visite.

18. Why rent?

    For 2 euros you buy one

    [https://www.siervissen-onlineshop.be/shop/goudvis-kopen/](https://www.siervissen-onlineshop.be/shop/goudvis-kopen/)

19. Well that’s your curse I guess. You have some kind of welfare in Europe but have no friends. You also seem you are not into making new ones. GL with that. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

20. Happy ending is 50 € extra still.

21. I remember going to the kermis and coming back home with a 1€ goldfish in a plastic bag that dies after 5 days

22. ‘t Is misschien ne pijpvis.

23. Good marketing, people would say it’s just a few euros and rent the fish because it’s uncommon, but it adds up to a good amount of money for the hotel

24. Eat the fish.