What sort of biscuits though? Hopefully at least a wholesome digestive
Possibly crackers and though there a rumour that Gary “Dead Fly” Baldy was seen in the area, we should wafer further crumbs of information before dunking to conclusions.
My money is on Jamie Oliver.
if it was Eton they’d have to be soggy
I remember when I was a student nurse and visited a patient at home. The patient gave me a packet of Viennese Whirls. Best day ever.
Don’t mind if i do. Where abouts is he?
Could have been worse. Could have been trying to give them nonce nuggets.
I remember as kid someone offered me bourbons with my cup of tea. I didn’t hesitate.
Why is there a photo of the police here and not a lot of kids enjoying scrummy biscuits? Yum yum
This sounds like one of those Facebook Mums Group and Spotted In rumours.
We live in a sad world when the CORRECT response to a man handing out free biscuits to school children during a cost of living crisis IS to get the police involved to investigate this concerning activity… because lets face it, he probably IS up to something. Nobody’s just nice anymore… why would he be any different?
>’Hey Karim, we’ve got a bunch of biscuits left over from that work event, should I throw them?’
>Wait, I’ll give them away, I’ll be back in a minute.
*Police are conducting a manhunt*
Is it a crime to enjoy some succulent digestive biscuits!?
This is democracy manifest!
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What sort of biscuits though? Hopefully at least a wholesome digestive
Possibly crackers and though there a rumour that Gary “Dead Fly” Baldy was seen in the area, we should wafer further crumbs of information before dunking to conclusions.
My money is on Jamie Oliver.
if it was Eton they’d have to be soggy
I remember when I was a student nurse and visited a patient at home. The patient gave me a packet of Viennese Whirls. Best day ever.
Don’t mind if i do. Where abouts is he?
Could have been worse. Could have been trying to give them nonce nuggets.
That’s very nice of him!
What if he’d been handing out CAKE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w
I remember as kid someone offered me bourbons with my cup of tea. I didn’t hesitate.
Why is there a photo of the police here and not a lot of kids enjoying scrummy biscuits? Yum yum
This sounds like one of those Facebook Mums Group and Spotted In rumours.
We live in a sad world when the CORRECT response to a man handing out free biscuits to school children during a cost of living crisis IS to get the police involved to investigate this concerning activity… because lets face it, he probably IS up to something. Nobody’s just nice anymore… why would he be any different?
>’Hey Karim, we’ve got a bunch of biscuits left over from that work event, should I throw them?’
>Wait, I’ll give them away, I’ll be back in a minute.
*Police are conducting a manhunt*
Is it a crime to enjoy some succulent digestive biscuits!?
This is democracy manifest!
I knew not to talk to or accept gifts from strangers as a kid, because this [deranged cat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3FnCiRpdQ4) told me not to.
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