Disgraced entertainer Rolf Harris ‘under 24-hour care with neck cancer’ and ‘can’t eat anymore’

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  1. I remember reading his memoir before this came out, and he was openly homophobic and a douchebag to his wife and child in that. I think he yelled at a gay air host that he was a poof.

    I thought it was weird that he would leave that in, but it turns out he left out the worse stuff.

  2. Rough being a 70’s / 80’s kid, all those people we were expected to respect or genuinely loved turning out to be massive nonces. By all accounts, in the fullness of time we’re going to be bitchslapped by revelation of another ‘national treasure’.

  3. “His health is reported to have taken a turn for the worse after the death of his beloved poodle earlier in the year”
    Yeah, I’m guessing it’s rather more to do with being 92 and having cancer than being sad about his dog.

  4. I tell you exactly when I started feeling odd about Harris. That swimming advert where he stuck his ginormous big toe out of the water.
    I was the same age as the kids in the pool, and it just felt icky every damn time I saw it.

  5. All those animals that never walked properly again after Rolf had his lunch alone in the animal hospital recovery canteen.

  6. If only Jimmy Savile was still around to take care of him. “Now then. Now then. Now then Rolf. Can you tell what it is yet? Uhhh. It’s my extra leg, good job I told the nurse to tie the kangaroo down, uhhhh”

  7. The only reason he got anywhere with appeals was that the victims being children in the 70’s had vague recollections about specific details…

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