Sail markings. There are 2 of them. One close to the water and one further in at land, and you are supposed to sail towards them while they line up, then sail after the next pair.
They’re old seamarkings. In danish “Båker”.
They were erected back in the day so you could identify them from sea and know your position. If two or more are on the same stretch of shoreline, their physical appearence would be different so you could identify them from each other.
I believe they’re kept up as they’re deemed preservation worthy. They have no practical function any more.
Warning beacons to light on fire in case Mordor attacks
Teleports
Those are for sacrificing foreigners, we’re very backwards here in DK
Sacrificial alters.
Dont go close as you will become human sacrifice to the sea tribes worshipping c’thulu
A satanic effigy.
People are generally satanic in the western part of Denmark. Some call them heathen.
They like to go into the woods and sing songs around a bonfire. You can hear them if you take a walk yourself.
Viking fire stones
Rainwater collector, it’s still a work-in-progress.
It’s part of the celebration of Torsfejde.
It’s for vibrational waves, read by Telex
Its used for the preparation for Thorsfejden.
its a big container for lego
It is our Asa-inspired anti-aircraft defense.
We use them to calibrate the queen
Wait till the Sami come home with their Reindeer and find their Lavvu has been blown away!
Part of our pagan cult
They are for the annual rød pølse festival. People gather around, fill them up with røde pølser, and then light them on fire.
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Hot røde pølser for everyone. Lovely. Very hyggeligt.
The aliens put them there, and we’re to scared to remove them again :/
They were mostly erected near the sea, because when returning from raids you would know before reaching land and could prepare suitable congratulations to the participants.
Sadly, when Danes stopped traveling by ship for many purposes the tradition was stopped. Today, the knowledge of decoding the monuments has been mostly lost among common folk.
They are used for human sacrifice
Ancient Viking burial grounds. As a foreigner I would stay clear of these as they would be a bad omen. Also the indigenous people of Denmark wouldn’t take too kind of you walking near our holy grounds. Be careful.
/r/Denmark is full of aspiring comedians.
If there small then its propely broken stick huts made by kids
In my family we’ve always called them spaceships.
Failed attempt at a pyramid.
We try our best, okay?
Tombstones from ww1 nah im joking they are light towers that light up at night to tell ships that they ste closr to shore. Well they used to they dont fo that anymore
It’s signal fires, to warn us of an impending attack from our neighbours.
Then the 20 strongest men gather with their shields and axes/swords and send them to valhalla
Very misunderstood pyramids
Portals to the fourth dimension
Its old wood. Yes.
Pagan sacrificial altars. We have them all over the place, welcome to Denmark. 🙂
It’s to signal if Canada want a round 2 of the whisky war
Ever watched Lord of the Rings? We light them up when the swedes attack
RUN.. RUUUUUUUN!
5G control towers for vaccinated people.
/s
It’s a alter, where we sacrifice humans
Enderman spawners
Sadly someone else gave the correct and boring answer. This was a perfect opportunity for trolling.
Something like alien beacons.
EYYY, I live in Holstebro!
Just say if you need a local guide.
It means: Welcome to Carcosa
None of your business(JK. Idk either)
They keep Cthulhu from raising from the sea. Sometimes we have infestations of Deep Ones. But these sigils holds back the Great Old Ones from our coasts.
Det er venstrebegrænsningen for leopard 2 skydebane
Space laser anti air defence
They are beacons. We have to light them if Gondor calls for aid.
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Sail markings. There are 2 of them. One close to the water and one further in at land, and you are supposed to sail towards them while they line up, then sail after the next pair.
They’re old seamarkings. In danish “Båker”.
They were erected back in the day so you could identify them from sea and know your position. If two or more are on the same stretch of shoreline, their physical appearence would be different so you could identify them from each other.
I believe they’re kept up as they’re deemed preservation worthy. They have no practical function any more.
Warning beacons to light on fire in case Mordor attacks
Teleports
Those are for sacrificing foreigners, we’re very backwards here in DK
Sacrificial alters.
Dont go close as you will become human sacrifice to the sea tribes worshipping c’thulu
A satanic effigy.
People are generally satanic in the western part of Denmark. Some call them heathen.
They like to go into the woods and sing songs around a bonfire. You can hear them if you take a walk yourself.
Viking fire stones
Rainwater collector, it’s still a work-in-progress.
It’s part of the celebration of Torsfejde.
It’s for vibrational waves, read by Telex
Its used for the preparation for Thorsfejden.
its a big container for lego
It is our Asa-inspired anti-aircraft defense.
We use them to calibrate the queen
Wait till the Sami come home with their Reindeer and find their Lavvu has been blown away!
Part of our pagan cult
They are for the annual rød pølse festival. People gather around, fill them up with røde pølser, and then light them on fire.
​
Hot røde pølser for everyone. Lovely. Very hyggeligt.
The aliens put them there, and we’re to scared to remove them again :/
Vacation in Holstebro? Interesting choice.
Those are monuments to especially memorable [Thorsfejder](https://www.reddit.com/r/Denmark/comments/7g3ubn/my_danish_boyfriend_invited_me_for_christmas_with/dqgbcgv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
They were mostly erected near the sea, because when returning from raids you would know before reaching land and could prepare suitable congratulations to the participants.
Sadly, when Danes stopped traveling by ship for many purposes the tradition was stopped. Today, the knowledge of decoding the monuments has been mostly lost among common folk.
They are used for human sacrifice
Ancient Viking burial grounds. As a foreigner I would stay clear of these as they would be a bad omen. Also the indigenous people of Denmark wouldn’t take too kind of you walking near our holy grounds. Be careful.
/r/Denmark is full of aspiring comedians.
If there small then its propely broken stick huts made by kids
In my family we’ve always called them spaceships.
Failed attempt at a pyramid.
We try our best, okay?
Tombstones from ww1 nah im joking they are light towers that light up at night to tell ships that they ste closr to shore. Well they used to they dont fo that anymore
It’s signal fires, to warn us of an impending attack from our neighbours.
Then the 20 strongest men gather with their shields and axes/swords and send them to valhalla
Very misunderstood pyramids
Portals to the fourth dimension
Its old wood. Yes.
Pagan sacrificial altars. We have them all over the place, welcome to Denmark. 🙂
Ṯ̶̙͈̅͑h̵͕̺͇͐͂̅̄́ḙ̴̭̳̤͗ ̷͙̙̹͉̙͊̀̌͂͒̂ǵ̸̛̼̊͒r̴͙̀̕͜ȩ̶̰͈̣̱́̌͝a̵̢̍̈̈t̵̫̪̱̦̍͊̒ ̸̠͕͙̭̙̖̈́́̽̂͆o̴͇̺̮̊̓̉l̸̛̞̙̣͍̇̀d̵͓̔̾̏̚ ̸̘̀ơ̵̧͓̟̖̥̎̄͆n̷̢̯̈́̋̄̉̔͝é̸̥̅̾̈́̎̕ ̵̡̨̝̙̣͗̍̓͗ͅ
It’s to signal if Canada want a round 2 of the whisky war
Ever watched Lord of the Rings? We light them up when the swedes attack
RUN.. RUUUUUUUN!
5G control towers for vaccinated people.
/s
It’s a alter, where we sacrifice humans
Enderman spawners
Sadly someone else gave the correct and boring answer. This was a perfect opportunity for trolling.
Something like alien beacons.
EYYY, I live in Holstebro!
Just say if you need a local guide.
It means: Welcome to Carcosa
None of your business(JK. Idk either)
They keep Cthulhu from raising from the sea. Sometimes we have infestations of Deep Ones. But these sigils holds back the Great Old Ones from our coasts.
Det er venstrebegrænsningen for leopard 2 skydebane
Space laser anti air defence
They are beacons. We have to light them if Gondor calls for aid.
It doesn’t look like anything to me