This is the kind of statement football managers come out with about 2 games before the sack.
Totally focused on the growth of his and his mate’s wallets.
George Osborne just put the boot in on twitter, calling out the inevitable U turn that’s coming soon.
When even George ‘chop you up and put you in his freezer’ OSborne is justly calling you out, then you know you’re not long for the chop.
Could he please stop focussing? Because the only thing his plan is growing is a feeling of general anxiety and a hatred towards Tories.
What I don’t understand is that I recall talk of Tories wanting to oust Sunak for not delivering tax-cuts, without considering the obvious problem that we’d just been through a massively costly pandemic, but now they are worried about the obvious problem that tax cuts can only be achieved by borrowing money.
Also, do Tory MP’s hate their own party members, and wish to defy what they voted for in the first place? They didn’t speak out against these plans when they were being put forward as part of leadership campaigning to the party members.
Question is, who will replace him?
Every other person you see on Sky defending their job is replaced within the month.
Narrator voice: he u turned later that day and resigned the following week…
Even Gideon Osborne is saying it’s when not if they u turn now…
The “growth plan” being his personal portfolio, of course.
Of course he’s not going anywhere when there’s 2 more years of market making and insider trading to be had.
So he’s hitting the road and the growth plan is being thrown out, then.
Remember when ministers would resign if they fucked up?
Allegedly his previous growth plan involved a part of his body that is very small for the average male BMW driver, and his now next door neighbour.
Was a comedy music hall hook slowly moving into view behind him as he spoke, only to quickly retract each time he spun around?
Are we running a pool for how long before he’s gone somewhere?
I’m going 3 months.
The only explanation is there’s still people to milk money out our economy before the pound rallies again.
I wish they would stop calling it a growth plan as it has had the opposite effect.
Big wet shite on the sheets Kwasi !!
Ego is strong in this one !!!
The pound started tanking as soon as he said this.
This is after it had already started recovering from the drop earlier today when Downing Street said no more u turns.
If experience has taught me anything its that there are in fact u turns coming and kwasi is getting sent back to the backbenchers where the stupid fucker belongs.
Translation: they are handing me my P45 after lunch tomorrow
Edit: called it
What he’s done is market manipulation
He’s not stupid the tories have done this on purpose so them and their mates can short the pound further, he should be in jail
Yes the the useful idiot is totally focused on growing his master’s wealth
Isn’t every budget a growth plan? No chancellor is attempting to shrink the economy
Simply because he’s had to _say_ that, I’ll bet any money you like there will be a different chancellor in place 10 days from now.
Got to laugh, this is the sort of rhetoric that guarantees a swift bullet from politics….🤣
He’s going places. Not places where he should be, but places nonetheless.
A growth plan for who? His bank account and his pals accounts! or for the whole of the UK/
“I’m not going anywhere” is just politician code for “My desk contents are in an archive box ready to carry.”
RIP GBP
On the plus, they are all full of shit so whatever they say, they will do or act the opposite of. Byeee
He’s in the US isn’t he? This must mean he’s staying there. The massive eeejit.
Every time we say it can’t get any worse the tories will hear it and say challenge accepted
Can’t blame him … so much money in his hands why would he walk away
“look at all this growth… In my cronies offshore bank accounts”
The headline is just Kwasi admitting that he’s a cancerous tumour
The people that vote him and Truss in should as BJ replace should take full responsibility
KamiKwazi could be sent to Russia to take care of the Russian mini-budget. That could truly set Ukraine free and be the final blow to Putin.
Did no one tell him that “not going anywhere” doesn’t sound all that good?
“I’m not done!” Kwasi shouted to thin air, desperate to hold on to his career, which had been in flames for the past three weeks. He couldn’t fathom that even his biggest fans had turned on him. From a simple button-pusher in room 532, to the Deputy Prime Minister himself! Not even the Narrator would take pity on him this time.
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This is the kind of statement football managers come out with about 2 games before the sack.
Totally focused on the growth of his and his mate’s wallets.
George Osborne just put the boot in on twitter, calling out the inevitable U turn that’s coming soon.
When even George ‘chop you up and put you in his freezer’ OSborne is justly calling you out, then you know you’re not long for the chop.
Could he please stop focussing? Because the only thing his plan is growing is a feeling of general anxiety and a hatred towards Tories.
What I don’t understand is that I recall talk of Tories wanting to oust Sunak for not delivering tax-cuts, without considering the obvious problem that we’d just been through a massively costly pandemic, but now they are worried about the obvious problem that tax cuts can only be achieved by borrowing money.
Also, do Tory MP’s hate their own party members, and wish to defy what they voted for in the first place? They didn’t speak out against these plans when they were being put forward as part of leadership campaigning to the party members.
Question is, who will replace him?
Every other person you see on Sky defending their job is replaced within the month.
Narrator voice: he u turned later that day and resigned the following week…
Even Gideon Osborne is saying it’s when not if they u turn now…
The “growth plan” being his personal portfolio, of course.
Of course he’s not going anywhere when there’s 2 more years of market making and insider trading to be had.
So he’s hitting the road and the growth plan is being thrown out, then.
Remember when ministers would resign if they fucked up?
Allegedly his previous growth plan involved a part of his body that is very small for the average male BMW driver, and his now next door neighbour.
Was a comedy music hall hook slowly moving into view behind him as he spoke, only to quickly retract each time he spun around?
Are we running a pool for how long before he’s gone somewhere?
I’m going 3 months.
The only explanation is there’s still people to milk money out our economy before the pound rallies again.
I wish they would stop calling it a growth plan as it has had the opposite effect.
Big wet shite on the sheets Kwasi !!
Ego is strong in this one !!!
The pound started tanking as soon as he said this.
This is after it had already started recovering from the drop earlier today when Downing Street said no more u turns.
If experience has taught me anything its that there are in fact u turns coming and kwasi is getting sent back to the backbenchers where the stupid fucker belongs.
Translation: they are handing me my P45 after lunch tomorrow
Edit: called it
What he’s done is market manipulation
He’s not stupid the tories have done this on purpose so them and their mates can short the pound further, he should be in jail
Yes the the useful idiot is totally focused on growing his master’s wealth
Isn’t every budget a growth plan? No chancellor is attempting to shrink the economy
Simply because he’s had to _say_ that, I’ll bet any money you like there will be a different chancellor in place 10 days from now.
Got to laugh, this is the sort of rhetoric that guarantees a swift bullet from politics….🤣
He’s going places. Not places where he should be, but places nonetheless.
A growth plan for who? His bank account and his pals accounts! or for the whole of the UK/
“I’m not going anywhere” is just politician code for “My desk contents are in an archive box ready to carry.”
RIP GBP
On the plus, they are all full of shit so whatever they say, they will do or act the opposite of. Byeee
He’s in the US isn’t he? This must mean he’s staying there. The massive eeejit.
Every time we say it can’t get any worse the tories will hear it and say challenge accepted
Can’t blame him … so much money in his hands why would he walk away
“look at all this growth… In my cronies offshore bank accounts”
The headline is just Kwasi admitting that he’s a cancerous tumour
The people that vote him and Truss in should as BJ replace should take full responsibility
KamiKwazi could be sent to Russia to take care of the Russian mini-budget. That could truly set Ukraine free and be the final blow to Putin.
Did no one tell him that “not going anywhere” doesn’t sound all that good?
“I’m not done!” Kwasi shouted to thin air, desperate to hold on to his career, which had been in flames for the past three weeks. He couldn’t fathom that even his biggest fans had turned on him. From a simple button-pusher in room 532, to the Deputy Prime Minister himself! Not even the Narrator would take pity on him this time.
Goodbye Kwasi. Time for the next run.