Ubisoft had no right making us so unrealistically sexy in Assassin’s Creed.

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  1. On the other hand, they did allow that utter travesty that was Shay’s accent so mayhaps sentiments on the Irish are a bit odd over at Ubisoft.

  2. Help me out here, I don’t speak TikTok or and I don’t have the head for heights I need to climb every god damn tower in an Ubisoft game so my map is less crap.

    Is yer man on the left with the hair slicked back meant to be Gerry Ryan? Who’s the guy next to him with the Sonic The Hedgehog hairline? Why’s the Corr sister next to him looking demonic? Who’re the other pair, did yer man with the beard to spare hide the soap on her? That’s bit mean, but with that much jewellery and no soap he might have a point, I’d hear him out.

  3. I appreciated the fact that Irish NPCs would chat to each other as Gaeilge when left to their own devices.

    Although Dublin was far too clean and pristine looking in the game. The real Dublin is way worse.

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