Boris Johnson Asks Rishi Sunak To Stand Down “To Save Party”

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  1. Lol……..this from the man who’s endless lies are the single biggest factor in destroying the Tory Party..

  2. I’m near England on holiday from up north and I can’t believe the local news and how many people saying they want him back. How can you still have any faith in these fucking deplorable cunts. He had parties whilst these idiots who want him back probably had relatives die

  3. The brass neck of these entitled cunts knows no limit. A lifetime pension of £115k per year for life is sickening enough for 45 days work. Now this bloated imbecile wants to wander back in like a hairy whale masquerading as a messiah figure. Can it get anymore puke inducing? Gangsters drunk on power.

  4. Not convinced the salvation of the Tory party would be the result of letting Boris “I’ll drag you down into my moral cesspit” Johnson have a second shot at making an absolute fucking hash of being Prime Minister.

    But fuck it, the party doesn’t deserve to be saved. It’s rotten to the core and irretrievably broken. This twat’s popularity and poll numbers were already sliding downwards when they finally ousted him, they’ll only resume that trajectory if he comes back and ministers have to start the daily cycle of debasing themselves while running about trying to put out the fires caused by his total lack of ethics and staggering incompetence. Like in the dying days of his first premiership, every minister’s daily schedule will be devoted to humiliating media appearances as they try with increasingly dead eyes to convince the nation that the emperor does have clothes on, actually.

    The whole lot of them can get in the bin. The only good thing about Johnson coming back is that he is more certain than any other candidate to drag them there.

  5. There ain’t no party like ~~an S Club~~ a Lockdown Party

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    with Boris twerking in his crop-top and a cucumber sandwich

  6. Could his pitch possibly be “we’re going to get wiped out, I’ll take that hit”.

    Boris still gets to claim he made one of the comebacks of all time, while Rishi gets to lead the party afterwards, untainted by a landslide defeat.

  7. Best hope, short term, for the country is the Tories pick someone who isn’t an obvious sociopath or cretin. Maybe we get something that is bad, but not Truss/Boris insane for a couple of years before they fuck off.

    If they go back to Boris, Being in the UK will be like being killed by someone else’s suicide.

  8. In the parliamentary vote Sunak is going to demolish him. If he gets the 100 votes though he’ll win, in spite of the fact it’s clear the MPs don’t want him. If anyone should be standing down it’s him.

  9. They’re all bleating about the future of the *party* as though they’re not *in government during exceptional national and international crises*.

    How about the future of the **COUNTRY**, you utter, utter wankers? How about the people dying in ambulance bays because A&E is so full? How about pensioners and babies freezing to death because the heating can’t go on? How about food banks unable to meet demand? How about businesses folding? How about making some actual decisions at some point, not just “which nice deli shall we get our next posh lunch delivered from?”?!

  10. Boris seems just as confused as I am with the English word “Party”. It refers to a political party and the kind of event Boris had during covid lockdowns for his birthday. Other languages have two different words for this. Are we absolutly sure he means to save his political party and not the next Christmas event where Sunak could be a spoilsport for not drinking or anything?

  11. This says it all. Everything being done to save the party. Who gives a fuck about the party? The country is in a dire situation.

    Can’t we ship him off somewhere with a wad of cash and bottle of Bordeaux so he can spread his poison away from this country?

    Edit: spelling

  12. All the time with these ‘cunts’ not me saying that I’m quoting Krishnan Guru-Murthy.

    It’s always about the party for them and never the country. We are all paying for their arrogance and self interest.

    Hate them all.

  13. Haha. Sounds like he’s blown his load already. Running out of votes already are we? Guess that “vote rush” to encourage a movement of MPs wasn’t as rapid as you first thought? A certain Mr Cummings is going to be delirious if you fail to qualify. He called you out on this back in June/July on Twitter….

  14. I thought I read that the wrong way round for a moment. A return of Johnson would demonstrate beyond all doubt that the Conservative Party is out of ideas and resigned to corruption.

  15. I am slightly scared this will work, Boris back and then all his brain dead die hard fans come out and vote for him again dooming us all to more years of the Tories.

  16. He’s still being investigated by the party over his lies to parliament. It’s still very possible he gets thrown out and his ability to be an MP stripped from him.

    I’m not saying it’s likely, but it’s still possible.

  17. Anybody else wanting to use a certain word to describe Boris, but don’t particularly fancy the ban that comes with it?

  18. “The 58-year-old remains more popular than Liz Truss”

    Fucking herpes is more popular than Liz Truss…! It’s a low bar!

  19. How is that boris is even allowed to go anywhere near the chance of becoming PM again? Surely if an mp goes in the manner he did, they should not be allowed anywhere near parliament let alone getting to run the country again. Fucking backwards country.

  20. I wonder what would happen if it was between Sunak and Johnson, with Sunak being clearly ahead with the MPs but Johnson refusing to step aside and forcing it to go to the members. If, in this scenario, the members pick Johnson against the wishes of the MPs, would we have a repeat of the Truss fiasco?

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