Dundee hotel guest admits swinging on £50,000 chandelier

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1. He really should have died one half on his hair blonde.

2. I mean number one that is a ridiculous price for a chandelier, Number two, we’ve all thought about doing that

3. He wanted to fly like a bird through the night. He wanted to live like tomorrow doesn’t exist. But tomorrow does exist.

4. Never trust anyone that chooses to have a bowl cut

5. only people outraged at this is the insurance company

6. And this was at breakfast time. To quote Ricky Gervais, “Imagine what he’s like on News Year’s Eve.”