Woman jailed for attacking neighbour with screwdriver in row over Dyson vacuum!

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  1. > Rebecca Smith BL, defending, said her client was “absolutely off her head”

    Hmmmm, you’d think with all that time in fancy lawyer school Rebecca would have a better turn of phrase.

    > I put it to the court, my client was gee-eyed, she was baloobas, off her tits.

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