This big handwritten letter outside an airport in Germany.

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  1. People try to rationalise perceptions that sometimes conflict and logically don’t make sense unless there is interference others have not been noticing. Spin the wheel and they often land on the hidden hand of secret state security bodies, supernatural forces or aliens as potential explanations before hopefully finding help and/or realising their mind was playing tricks on them. Russian security bodies are reputed to take advantage of it, break in undetected and move items around etc. to make people think they are either under constant observation or loosing their minds. Ireland obviously don’t.

  2. …Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time.

  3. If he knows about all that he should have known that Mehole was never really the Taoiseach. It was Leo all along.
    *Evil laugh*

  4. Couldn’t make out some of it but basically did he go on some mad session with a lad in Australia and thinks it was a state effort to put him into situations where he might commit debauchery so his reputation would be ruined?

  5. I read the whole thing and it doesnt mention how many penalties a season Glagow Rangers get or Bertie. That considered, 9/10 for authenticity from me but possibly a very artfull imitation of an unhinged irish granda

  6. Maybe it’s the beer talking, Michael Martin. But you’ve got a butt that won’t quit.

    They’ve got these big chewy pretzels here *meddanrtargym* Five euros?! Get outta here!

  7. Fuck me…now that was a hard read and almost impossible to follow, but I think I finally got the gist of it, poor guys away with the fairies seeing men in suits everywhere trying to lure him into honeypots in Australia but the “agent” was from New Zealand. I think he’s watching too much t.v or too many spy movies. He probably thinks the FBD is the Irish version of the FBI.

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