I got a chicken fillet roll from my local centra the other day and the new deli employee made it in the most ridiculous, haphazard way I’ve ever seen. There was mayo everywhere, the chicken was falling out, and she sliced right through the thing when she cut it open for the fillings…
Anyway, it reminds me of this story because I went back later that day, followed her home, and murdered her. I chopped her up into a tiny million little pieces, put her in a suitcase, and fucking slung her into the Liffey. In my case though, I think I was justified. In fact, the Gardai called into question me the other day and when I explained the situation the superintendent shook my hand and thanked me for my service.
Maybe he meant he’d do up some pork chops for her?
This guy is a literal lunatic holy fuck. I hope she’s not pregnant with his child 😬
Is this the sequel to the lad who cooked poached eggs for breakfast for his missus?
A true romantic
Bit of an extreme reaction to not eating your dinner.
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There are so many things about this story that makes you wonder the sanity of both of them
Fair
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I got a chicken fillet roll from my local centra the other day and the new deli employee made it in the most ridiculous, haphazard way I’ve ever seen. There was mayo everywhere, the chicken was falling out, and she sliced right through the thing when she cut it open for the fillings…
Anyway, it reminds me of this story because I went back later that day, followed her home, and murdered her. I chopped her up into a tiny million little pieces, put her in a suitcase, and fucking slung her into the Liffey. In my case though, I think I was justified. In fact, the Gardai called into question me the other day and when I explained the situation the superintendent shook my hand and thanked me for my service.
Maybe he meant he’d do up some pork chops for her?
This guy is a literal lunatic holy fuck. I hope she’s not pregnant with his child 😬
Is this the sequel to the lad who cooked poached eggs for breakfast for his missus?
A true romantic
Bit of an extreme reaction to not eating your dinner.