Norway has no cars and food

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  1. You’ll laugh, I got a message on here the other day asking if we have internet.
    Let me repeat that, somebody asked me online, if we have internet.
    Of course I explained to them, that we send smoke signals by burning polar bear shit, that then get translated by nice people on ships into Morse code and then wired to more civilized countries, so they can put it online. Need to help, wherever I can.

  2. Obligatory: Norway is a social democracy, not socialist.

    Although Americans can’t tell the difference because their politics are shifted so far to the right that they need a telescope to see the nearest centrist.

  3. I do appreciate living in a country where people don’t make up shit about other countries for shits and giggles…except for Sweden, we do make up shit about them.

  4. is people in the US even a fan of the gun laws? like if u could thanos snap guns out of the US, wouldnt most americans want that?

    i thought the problem with guns in the US now is that they cant rly change it, since there is so much out on the market. it would just let criminals keep guns and law obiding citizens lose them… but if u could thanos snap…

  5. I like how no guns had to be said twice, as that is apparently the most important thing.

    We do have guns here in Norway by the way, just a bit harder to get a permit for em than in the US and A I think.

  6. Lol, best, newest car park in the world, hella lots of guns and kick ass military. Plus we dont pay for american protection, the us taxpayer does.

  7. I seem to be in a perpetual state of apologizing for my fellow Americans. We really have let public education go completely to shit.

  8. Actually, there’s quite a bit of guns in Norway too – a lot more than what most Americans think there are.

  9. I’m surprised that guy has even heard of Norway. I’m Canadian, we live directly above those guys and their education system barely acknowledges OUR existence let alone anything in Europe aside from the British 🤣

  10. Aint perfect here (speaking as a native but who has disabilities that made me fall out of the system quite bad) but dam I’d be on the streets or leeching of family for the rest of my life if I was born anywhere else…

    Makes me sad that welfare and such is not standard everywhere. Sure i Only make like 2/3rds of the average income and likely always will, but at least I eat and have Netflix.

  11. Yes, all the Gods and beings yes. I love there is no guns, and all this christofascist rascist bullcrap. I love living in Norway, and I am not scared of the boogieman of America, the socialism. I love it! I love all the social programs and how it shapes society. How there is wealth for everyone, and how protected you can be by labour laws when you work, consumer laws when you buy and sell, human rights to be who you want and express it in public, how religions are safe to practice, and government is there for the people, in most case. Nothing is ever utopistic as it shouldnt be for humans. There is peace of knowing I can walk anywhere, and enjoy the nature as well, and not be gunned down. That I can go to school for free and not be in constant fear for my life. Just if I passed the exam. That education is promoted, that healthy living is promoted, that thwy are really teying to promote sustainable and ethical lifestyle. Their police is most highly educated in the world. Its a honor and big deal to become one. And they serve the people.
    I came from a post-war corrupted country, where I felt the war on my own skin and my families. I see how my country struggles with things and trying to follow the American model. We know that American fundamentalist groups are pushing money into our country to rattle our scared folk, our ptsp-ridden veterans. I know the trauma, and the fear, and how it can work on them. I can see how we are losing the left parties and there is no middle. Just hate. Out of fear and greed.
    The freedom that they want is just greed, covered in prety pink dress. I was scared of nature and forests most of my life, my whole generation was shy of it as well, no camping, no outdoors. Our forests and fields were filled with one permaculture – landmines.
    Today I can experience a freedom of walk.
    So more countries should follow the Scandinavian model, and a bit of Sinagaporian urbanist / social model, what fits better of course to different mentalities, and maybe, just maybe we can survive together. Human need for ultimate power should be moved out of offices, out of circulation and rehabilitated into working society.
    The grand illusion of American dream. What a joke. Read your history, and the term stayed the same but the dream is twisted into puppet show of horrors.
    US idea of living and settlements is still very alive from the Wild West ideology. They can not survive in modern times with it. The empire should break. Only then the change can come. There is nothing united in the minds of american leading figures. They are scared of socialism as it brings the wealth statistics more equal. What a joke.

  12. I especially like how he mentioned guns twice, imagine thinking your country is so great, while at the same time needing guns because you fear the government 😂

  13. Lol no one sane here (Finland) wants to move to Dumbfuckistan/Trumpistan anymore. The modern US is a disgusting cesspool of everything bad, fat and rotten. Canada is the place I dream of.

  14. When I began moving to Norway to get married to my boyfriend my very American dad actually asked me if Norway has running water.

  15. Norway may be one of the easiest places on earth to obtain a gun, h only need to take a test about animals and common weapon sense and u can own a shotgun

  16. Ah, yes, I remember my honeymoon in Norway, an ugly, bleak dystopia. Not food or water, having to crawl over jagged piles of socialism to get anywhere, with nary a gun to protect me from all the fascism…. I don’t know why my husband and I can’t wait to return, when we could go somewhere with freedom and a strong military like America.

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