Dunno man looks like a lot of sweet income there, going into the higher tax bracket I think….40% I’d say
“daddy tax!”
10 to 25% on a sliding scale is usual around here.
All earnings up to 33K at Subject to 20% dad tax all earnings there after are subject to 50%
25%. It’s in their best interests. All that sugar can’t be good for them.
Don’t go for quantity – go for quality
I use a variable rate: as much of the branded crisps and chocolate I can get away with, they can gorge themselves on the Aldi/Lidl knockoffs.
Edit: my dinner was 3 x Tayto, 2 Malteesers and a Wispa.
Happy I didn’t have miserable parents who came and took the sweets from us.
I explained inflation and the rising cost of living… with me. Say 23% min dad tax + all red & purple Roses.
I see some horrible cunt slipped in one of the creme egg sweets from the heroes tub. I hope someone shits in their garden.
It’s a shame more young people don’t vote. They’d never stand for such a draconian tax rate.
I took it easy on them this year , a flat 10% , but they paid for the diesel
Did you account for inflation?
80% Tax avoidance is a mandatory 8 week home detention
My kids have pushed hard against the Daddy Tax this year. I let them win the battle but I will not let them win the war. I stealth tax them when their backs are turned. They should have just paid the tax upfront because now I’ll tax them harder.
Oh go on now
You could.do an Eamonn Ryan and just ban them without giving the kids a meaningful alternative.
Capital gains, which this clearly is, is currently 33% in Ireland.
20% on the sharing sized stuff, 40% on the full sized.
They’re not registered, emergency tax ’em!
Depends on how much of a fat arse you are c.f. how much of a fat arse your child is. Ya split by the ratio of fatness.
20 percent for chocolate, gummies and other candies. 50/50 on cans of soda!
70/30 in dads favour , if they don’t like it ,they can find somewhere else to live
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Yeah but those shite lavender sweets dont count.
Yeah, 20% returned after all deductions.
It’s a hard knock life.
Dunno man looks like a lot of sweet income there, going into the higher tax bracket I think….40% I’d say
“daddy tax!”
10 to 25% on a sliding scale is usual around here.
All earnings up to 33K at Subject to 20% dad tax all earnings there after are subject to 50%
25%. It’s in their best interests. All that sugar can’t be good for them.
Don’t go for quantity – go for quality
I use a variable rate: as much of the branded crisps and chocolate I can get away with, they can gorge themselves on the Aldi/Lidl knockoffs.
Edit: my dinner was 3 x Tayto, 2 Malteesers and a Wispa.
Happy I didn’t have miserable parents who came and took the sweets from us.
I explained inflation and the rising cost of living… with me. Say 23% min dad tax + all red & purple Roses.
I see some horrible cunt slipped in one of the creme egg sweets from the heroes tub. I hope someone shits in their garden.
It’s a shame more young people don’t vote. They’d never stand for such a draconian tax rate.
I took it easy on them this year , a flat 10% , but they paid for the diesel
Did you account for inflation?
80% Tax avoidance is a mandatory 8 week home detention
My kids have pushed hard against the Daddy Tax this year. I let them win the battle but I will not let them win the war. I stealth tax them when their backs are turned. They should have just paid the tax upfront because now I’ll tax them harder.
Oh go on now
You could.do an Eamonn Ryan and just ban them without giving the kids a meaningful alternative.
Capital gains, which this clearly is, is currently 33% in Ireland.
20% on the sharing sized stuff, 40% on the full sized.
They’re not registered, emergency tax ’em!
Depends on how much of a fat arse you are c.f. how much of a fat arse your child is. Ya split by the ratio of fatness.
20 percent for chocolate, gummies and other candies. 50/50 on cans of soda!
70/30 in dads favour , if they don’t like it ,they can find somewhere else to live