I think the UK would prefer that the haunted pencil ceased serving his nation altogether.
Luckily for JRM he’d never get offered a cabinet job under any borderline competant PM!
Good, gtfo of parliament while you’re at it. You want to cosplay as a neo-Jacobite and “take your whip from the Catholic Church”? Go and buy a cardinalship and stop fucking this country up.
Awesome. See ya. Don’t let the door smack you on the arse on your way out.
(But don’t worry, Nanny will be waiting for you with cuddles and Ovaltine…)
Come the next GE it’ll be “*Fuckity-bye*” to the haunted Victorian pencil anyway.
Cunt can rattle off umpteen Latin phrases but doesn’t know what “socialist” means.
Edit: yeah he’s definitely using the word in bad faith.
He’s also ruled himself out of Gareth Southgate’s squad for the World Cup.
Latest evidence of the further Americanisation of UK politics. Misusing the word “socialist”.
People like Mogg are trying to make our politics as shit as the USA.
If Rishi is a socialist I am a fucking tax evading billionaire with an American green card.
the fact that while campaigning he has a nanny follow him to keep him in the shade & help sort out his clothes and has never changed a nappy etc because otherwise “What’s the point of nanny? She’d kill me” like jesus christ…also learning that he was gifted stocks to trade age 12 and loves money because he can use money to make more money and use that money to buy things he wants is…so telling.
but really, fucking LOL at Sunak being socialist.
What he doesn’t realise is that most people are thinking “thank fuck for that”.
He would happily serve in it if Rishi was name Richard Smith and had a different skin complexion.
That scary moment when Rees mogg is so far right wing that sunak is a socialist! Oh well, bye then…
I guessing the guy who doesn’t want paid holidays probably wants to spend more time with his nanny
Phew ! That’s a relief…. saves Sunak having to say there’s no job for him.
This is a report from last July?
That’s an aeon in the Tory Party!
I’ve never seen a “socialist” who was even wealthier than the monarch is claimed to be.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
its so good we dont have a gun problem here cos fuck me there would be political killings a plenty
When the popular kid at school doesn’t invite you to his birthday party and you make a big show of “I didn’t want to go anyway”
Here’s the thing though and I know I will be downvoted for this. Rees Mogg didn’t say this. This is a piece from July written for an online “newspaper” where whoever wrote it is actually reporting on interviews Rees Mogg gave to other news outlets. And when we all raise our eyebrows and get shouty about the prick that Rees Mogg is, we are simply the other side of the coin to the knuckle draggers that occupy the Daily Mail comment section. The standard of journalism in the U.K. is appalling.
Jumping before he’s pushed. JRM is nothing but a waste of space. I’m hoping at least with Sunak we get a technocrat government if they aren’t going to have a GE.
Well, he previously said he’d only serve under Boris and then immediately took a place in Truss’ cabinet, so…
So Win-Win, that nation avoids the utter embarrassment of alowing Boris to return and our cabinet is guaranteed to not have this victorian gentlemen cosplay talking on imperial measurements and the importance of office based working.
Right no Sunak and whoever his supporters are would be quite welcome and that’s a horribly depressing thought.
it’s an absolute disgrace that we’ve let people like Jacob Rees-Mogg actually get that posh. how can he live with himself, sounding like that?
No JRM? That could be the best reason to support Rishi Sunak I’ve heard so far.
How the hell has this cum sock of a human even got any sway or political power in our government anyway. Twat
I think that nobody cares – you are about to become the most back(wards) bencher EVER.
Even your current title “Brexit opportunities minister” make absolutely no sense.
There are no Brexit opportunities – everyone can see that apart from you and your ERG fuck wits…
This is a guy who thinks paid leave is too socialist.
Recently discovered this guy.
Jacob Rees-Mogg seems like a racist caricature of what the world thinks Brits are like.
*unhinged laughter ensues*
I’d correct him, but then he might stay! Go Jacob, the Tory party are all lefty pinkos, run for the hills! Please, save yourself!
That’s like saying I’m going to refuse to eat out Beyoncé.
I’ve never been invited, asked to even talked to her.
Many people know jrm is an absolute asshats and has not done anything in his many roles in previous cabinets. Why he would be invited to anything is beyond me.
The billionaire tax evader, who has no idea how common people live (and eat) who was so apathetic to people struggling while chancellor, is a “socialist” ?
Don’t worry plonker maybe Rishi will remove your whip and then you can cry back to nanny
Good. Victorian workhouse owner wannabe can fuck off
Well I guess Sunak just went up a notch in my estimation
Now he has one notch.
Well that’s a ringing endorsement for Sunak if I ever heard one.
JRM needs to just go away.
Tell me you’re a racist without telling me you’re a racist.
Just like John Cleese who said he’d never do another show for the BBC, despite never actually being asked to do another show for the BBC.
Calling Rishi a socialist is possibly the most horrifying accidental dog whistle
He should fuck off from this timeline and go back to the Victorian age. We should then close the portal he has so obviously come from so we don’t get anymore ebannezer cunts coming over and taking us back to children chimney sweeps and work houses!
It’s not that I’m excited for a Sunak premiership, however both Bojo’s drop from the race and Mogg’s disinterest in serving in Sunak’s cabinet are objectively good things.
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I think the UK would prefer that the haunted pencil ceased serving his nation altogether.
Luckily for JRM he’d never get offered a cabinet job under any borderline competant PM!
Good, gtfo of parliament while you’re at it. You want to cosplay as a neo-Jacobite and “take your whip from the Catholic Church”? Go and buy a cardinalship and stop fucking this country up.
Awesome. See ya. Don’t let the door smack you on the arse on your way out.
(But don’t worry, Nanny will be waiting for you with cuddles and Ovaltine…)
Come the next GE it’ll be “*Fuckity-bye*” to the haunted Victorian pencil anyway.
Cunt can rattle off umpteen Latin phrases but doesn’t know what “socialist” means.
Edit: yeah he’s definitely using the word in bad faith.
He’s also ruled himself out of Gareth Southgate’s squad for the World Cup.
Latest evidence of the further Americanisation of UK politics. Misusing the word “socialist”.
People like Mogg are trying to make our politics as shit as the USA.
If Rishi is a socialist I am a fucking tax evading billionaire with an American green card.
the fact that while campaigning he has a nanny follow him to keep him in the shade & help sort out his clothes and has never changed a nappy etc because otherwise “What’s the point of nanny? She’d kill me” like jesus christ…also learning that he was gifted stocks to trade age 12 and loves money because he can use money to make more money and use that money to buy things he wants is…so telling.
but really, fucking LOL at Sunak being socialist.
What he doesn’t realise is that most people are thinking “thank fuck for that”.
He would happily serve in it if Rishi was name Richard Smith and had a different skin complexion.
That scary moment when Rees mogg is so far right wing that sunak is a socialist! Oh well, bye then…
I guessing the guy who doesn’t want paid holidays probably wants to spend more time with his nanny
Phew ! That’s a relief…. saves Sunak having to say there’s no job for him.
This is a report from last July?
That’s an aeon in the Tory Party!
I’ve never seen a “socialist” who was even wealthier than the monarch is claimed to be.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
its so good we dont have a gun problem here cos fuck me there would be political killings a plenty
When the popular kid at school doesn’t invite you to his birthday party and you make a big show of “I didn’t want to go anyway”
Here’s the thing though and I know I will be downvoted for this. Rees Mogg didn’t say this. This is a piece from July written for an online “newspaper” where whoever wrote it is actually reporting on interviews Rees Mogg gave to other news outlets. And when we all raise our eyebrows and get shouty about the prick that Rees Mogg is, we are simply the other side of the coin to the knuckle draggers that occupy the Daily Mail comment section. The standard of journalism in the U.K. is appalling.
Jumping before he’s pushed. JRM is nothing but a waste of space. I’m hoping at least with Sunak we get a technocrat government if they aren’t going to have a GE.
Well, he previously said he’d only serve under Boris and then immediately took a place in Truss’ cabinet, so…
So Win-Win, that nation avoids the utter embarrassment of alowing Boris to return and our cabinet is guaranteed to not have this victorian gentlemen cosplay talking on imperial measurements and the importance of office based working.
Right no Sunak and whoever his supporters are would be quite welcome and that’s a horribly depressing thought.
it’s an absolute disgrace that we’ve let people like Jacob Rees-Mogg actually get that posh. how can he live with himself, sounding like that?
No JRM? That could be the best reason to support Rishi Sunak I’ve heard so far.
How the hell has this cum sock of a human even got any sway or political power in our government anyway. Twat
I think that nobody cares – you are about to become the most back(wards) bencher EVER.
Even your current title “Brexit opportunities minister” make absolutely no sense.
There are no Brexit opportunities – everyone can see that apart from you and your ERG fuck wits…
This is a guy who thinks paid leave is too socialist.
Recently discovered this guy.
Jacob Rees-Mogg seems like a racist caricature of what the world thinks Brits are like.
*unhinged laughter ensues*
I’d correct him, but then he might stay! Go Jacob, the Tory party are all lefty pinkos, run for the hills! Please, save yourself!
That’s like saying I’m going to refuse to eat out Beyoncé.
I’ve never been invited, asked to even talked to her.
Many people know jrm is an absolute asshats and has not done anything in his many roles in previous cabinets. Why he would be invited to anything is beyond me.
The billionaire tax evader, who has no idea how common people live (and eat) who was so apathetic to people struggling while chancellor, is a “socialist” ?
Don’t worry plonker maybe Rishi will remove your whip and then you can cry back to nanny
Good. Victorian workhouse owner wannabe can fuck off
Well I guess Sunak just went up a notch in my estimation
Now he has one notch.
Well that’s a ringing endorsement for Sunak if I ever heard one.
JRM needs to just go away.
Tell me you’re a racist without telling me you’re a racist.
Just like John Cleese who said he’d never do another show for the BBC, despite never actually being asked to do another show for the BBC.
Calling Rishi a socialist is possibly the most horrifying accidental dog whistle
He should fuck off from this timeline and go back to the Victorian age. We should then close the portal he has so obviously come from so we don’t get anymore ebannezer cunts coming over and taking us back to children chimney sweeps and work houses!
It’s not that I’m excited for a Sunak premiership, however both Bojo’s drop from the race and Mogg’s disinterest in serving in Sunak’s cabinet are objectively good things.