Rishi Sunak’s morning routine: 6am Peloton, Britney Spears and a pain au chocolat

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  1. What…. After a night on the Ale at Wethers, gotta be kidding, its gotta be full English.

  2. He did his homework this time after the McDonalds Breakfast wrap debacle; at least he’s a fast learner.

  3. Just when I thought I had found everything I dislike about the man i find out he has a fucking peloton. Yeah more dickhead points.

  4. Rigsby, a former athlete, encourages participants to imagine themselves as pop star Britney Spears whilst cycling.

    “I’m a huge Cody Rigsby fan. He has been my long-term favourite, which means you do have to listen to a lot of Britney,” Sunak said, adding: “But you know, no bad thing in trying to get you motivated, I guess.”

    “I hope you’ve got your wigs on, your costumes on, you’re Britney shirts on. I’m gonna be imagining myself wearing multiple Britney wigs today, you can do the same,” Rigsby tells watchers during one Britney-themed video.

    After picturing the PM dressed as Britney, complete with wig, I’m not sure I’ll be able to sleep tonight.

  5. He’s like a walking MBA cliche.

    I bet he has business cards in his suit pocket, even though he’s now the PM.

  6. I imagine Johnson’s routine involved getting out of bed at 11:00, shagging anyone in his immediate vicinity who would have him, before doing a couple of lines/cracking open the vodka.

  7. What a fucking lightweight. I’m out the door for 05:15. I can only dream of having time to knock one out to Britney Spears before work

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