My carved samhain turnip

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  1. Does she have a tinder and would she talk to a fella with a networth of whatever I find down the sides of the couch, and not necessarily my own couch.

  2. Is there a knack to turnip carving? I find the pumpkin stuff hard work, but carving a raw turnip must be like fecking carpentry.

  3. A suitable receptacle for the spirit of Paddy Losty.

    Bring it to his grave and perform the pints ritual.

  4. This turnip knew nothing but hatred, but that’s all it ever knew, you could tell with it’s gritted teeth and lifeless hollow eyes.

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