My carved samhain turnip Tags:ireland 30 comments Ooh this one’s my favourite, the wrinkles and the teeth add so much character A handsome woman is thee Me wife Does she have a tinder and would she talk to a fella with a networth of whatever I find down the sides of the couch, and not necessarily my own couch. These turnip carvings are waaay creepier than pumpkins Looks like he’s crimping off a length That’s a turnip for the books Fucking horrifying, well done Very pretty. Yep, that’s brown the togs scary. Good job. This is genuinely terrifying. How old is that turnip? Looks like it has returned from the dead for young carve a face on it. Is there a knack to turnip carving? I find the pumpkin stuff hard work, but carving a raw turnip must be like fecking carpentry. “De gurrrrda bet us up in de cel anal” 👏👏👏 Image of my ex… she had the face of a slapped turnip Good job! Bread and milk on the window sill tomorrow? Couldn’t get a turnip in Asda or Tesco when I was in this weekend. That’s gonna look great if you dry it out. A suitable receptacle for the spirit of Paddy Losty. Bring it to his grave and perform the pints ritual. Fuck me that is scary! That looks like shit, sir Mother of gawd. These turnip carvings look like zombie pumpkins. Yeah I’m glad we went with pumpkins honestly because these are horrifying Feel good I love him. Genuinely terrifying This turnip knew nothing but hatred, but that’s all it ever knew, you could tell with it’s gritted teeth and lifeless hollow eyes. “heor, can ye spare two euuurdo?” Class I’ve never seen someone carve a tulip. That’s actually pretty cool? Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Does she have a tinder and would she talk to a fella with a networth of whatever I find down the sides of the couch, and not necessarily my own couch.
Is there a knack to turnip carving? I find the pumpkin stuff hard work, but carving a raw turnip must be like fecking carpentry.
Good job! Bread and milk on the window sill tomorrow? Couldn’t get a turnip in Asda or Tesco when I was in this weekend.
A suitable receptacle for the spirit of Paddy Losty. Bring it to his grave and perform the pints ritual.
This turnip knew nothing but hatred, but that’s all it ever knew, you could tell with it’s gritted teeth and lifeless hollow eyes.
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Ooh this one’s my favourite, the wrinkles and the teeth add so much character
A handsome woman is thee
Me wife
Does she have a tinder and would she talk to a fella with a networth of whatever I find down the sides of the couch, and not necessarily my own couch.
These turnip carvings are waaay creepier than pumpkins
Looks like he’s crimping off a length
That’s a turnip for the books
Fucking horrifying, well done
Very pretty.
Yep, that’s brown the togs scary. Good job.
This is genuinely terrifying.
How old is that turnip? Looks like it has returned from the dead for young carve a face on it.
Is there a knack to turnip carving? I find the pumpkin stuff hard work, but carving a raw turnip must be like fecking carpentry.
“De gurrrrda bet us up in de cel anal”
👏👏👏
Image of my ex… she had the face of a slapped turnip
Good job! Bread and milk on the window sill tomorrow? Couldn’t get a turnip in Asda or Tesco when I was in this weekend.
That’s gonna look great if you dry it out.
A suitable receptacle for the spirit of Paddy Losty.
Bring it to his grave and perform the pints ritual.
Fuck me that is scary!
That looks like shit, sir
Mother of gawd. These turnip carvings look like zombie pumpkins.
Yeah I’m glad we went with pumpkins honestly because these are horrifying
Feel good
I love him.
Genuinely terrifying
This turnip knew nothing but hatred, but that’s all it ever knew, you could tell with it’s gritted teeth and lifeless hollow eyes.
“heor, can ye spare two euuurdo?”
Class
I’ve never seen someone carve a tulip. That’s actually pretty cool?