Map of Europe but I try to offend everyone

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  1. This wouldn’t offend us Germans. Denmark gained = Smörrebröd. Maybe if you would call East Germany, Western Poland or such.

  2. Croatia with the addition of Slovenia… we would most likely have a solid economy(or a basis to make a strong one). Also, sure we lost most of Slavonia(region) but at least its not part of Serbia lol

  3. In case the map isn’t offensive enough:

    4 guys, a polish, turkish, east german and west german each get one wish granted by a genie.

    Polish: “I want a nice car for each of my fellow countrymen”

    Turkish: “I want a beautiful woman for each of my fellow countrymen”

    East German: “I want to have the wall back”

    West German: “So car theft and sexual harassment in Germany drops to zero, and the wall is back? I’ll have a cappucino.”

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