Man who had a WWII shell removed from his rectum identified as Mark Francois

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1. I have tried to verify this story but it is almost like there was a D-notice put on any news of the sexual antiques of Mark Francois by the Government there is so little to be found.

   Have spotted these though:

   >[Mark Francois self-publishes Brexit memoir, claiming Remainer publishers turned it down](https://archive.md/umwTQ)
   >
   >A leading Conservative Eurosceptic MP is on Friday self-publishing his memoir covering the epic struggle to deliver on the 2016 referendum, claiming that Remain-biased publishers refused to touch it.

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   >[Mark Francois self-publishes Brexit memoir](https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/reactions-as-mark-francois-self-publishes-brexit-memoir-after-remainer-publishers-turned-it-down-303655/)

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   >[Spartan Victory: The Inside Story of the Battle for Brexit – tells for the first time “what was really going on”](https://www.indy100.com/politics/mark-francois-brexit-memoir-reaction-b1969315)

2. Sat in urgent care and burst out laughing at this headline. Thanks for making me look like a nutter.

3. At least he’s not suing over a joke. Unlike Corbyn.

4. Only related [news](https://www.scotsman.com/news/people/bomb-disposal-experts-called-to-a-hospital-after-patient-came-in-with-wwii-mortar-stuck-in-rectum-3481748) I saw

5. Ah yes, the old ‘polishing your WW2 shells in the nude when you accidentally slip on one’ defence.

   He would have got away with it if it wasn’t for the condom attached to the shell when they took it out.

6. The excuse Francois would have is that he deliberately sat on it to prevent it firing at a pro leave rally.

   He saved Brexit.

7. ‘as the anaesthetic began to take hold Mister Francois was heard to say, “I would like it back, it is part of a set” before sidling into slumber.’

8. There”ll be Blue-bottles buzzing over

   The Cheeks of Francois’ bum-hole..”

   * with apologies to Ms Vera Lynn