Are they sure he’s not in talks to play Endeavour? With Cummings as James Cook?
It’ll certainly be an endeavour to find any talent in Johnson. Other than infidelity, lying…
He thinks a talent agency is where you pick up women.
He’d make a good corpse in Midsomer Murders.
Has anyone in that been run down by a big red bus?
As audition tape they can just use any of his clips from spitting image. Brilliant show.
Will he also be seeking an appointment to the position of Steward and Bailiff of the Three Hundreds of Chiltern?
Swanning about as a highly paid speaker hardly seems fair to the residents of his constituency who elected him to represent them in Parliament.
Maybe he’s the new monster in Stranger Things? Some sort of man/slug hybrid from the upside down? They’d save a fortune on make up and prosthetics at least.
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He’s up for the lead role in the sequel to Belfast
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Are they sure he’s not in talks to play Endeavour? With Cummings as James Cook?
It’ll certainly be an endeavour to find any talent in Johnson. Other than infidelity, lying…
He thinks a talent agency is where you pick up women.
He’d make a good corpse in Midsomer Murders.
Has anyone in that been run down by a big red bus?
As audition tape they can just use any of his clips from spitting image. Brilliant show.
Will he also be seeking an appointment to the position of Steward and Bailiff of the Three Hundreds of Chiltern?
Swanning about as a highly paid speaker hardly seems fair to the residents of his constituency who elected him to represent them in Parliament.
Maybe he’s the new monster in Stranger Things? Some sort of man/slug hybrid from the upside down? They’d save a fortune on make up and prosthetics at least.
CTRL-F de Pfeffel
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disappointed in you all
He’s up for the lead role in the sequel to Belfast