Nigel Farage launches re-imagined nativity where ‘the real heroes’ are the innkeepers who insisted they were full

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  1. Farage’s official Real Nativity Scene will feature an innkeeper modelled on Tim Martin, and the baby will have blond hair, blue eyes, and a very long term plan for Germany’s future.

  2. And of course, you couldn’t put them up in the stables as bonkers EU bigwigs say it’s unsafe to have children near donkeys nowadays. It’s political correctness gone mad!

  3. Jesus was a socialist and from an ethnic minority (in UK terms). Exactly the kind of person Farage would want to keep out, exactly the kind of person most of the UK media would smear as the devil re-incarnate. Fuck the 5000, they need to go and get a job lazy good for nothing scroungers.

    This quote comes to mind:

    “When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist.”

  4. Years after the Brexit vote and Brexit itself, people can’t stop talking about Farage.

    In that sense, he’s quite like Jesus, who died years ago but is still the topic of conversation.

  5. So pathetically desperate to keep himself relevant in any way possible. It would be sad if it wasn’t such poisonous shit he was spouting.

  6. The comments section is, overall, really cheering. It’s great to see that there are Brits who understand the meaning of community and solidarity with the vulnerable. Makes me proud to call myself a Brit!

  7. I liked the School Nativity Play from many years ago when Mary & Joseph knocked on the Inn door asking for a room for the night and the wee Lad playing the Inn-Keeper said “Yes, we’ve got plenty. Come on in.”

    Kind of a plot spoiler. 😀

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