I saw a post saying that some bronze statues are highlighted where people frequently touch them. Then I remembered that Molly Malone statue in Dublin…

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1. Poor Molly. Good thing she’s wearing a skirt.

2. Alive, alive Ohh…

3. One of my inner city mates referred to her as “The tart with the cart!

4. Those tits definitely got COVID on them

5. The funny thing is, 90% of the time you see something like this there’s some old joke or saying about good luck. You’ll see a bald head on some school statue, or even a shining butt now and again. Dublin Presents: Molly Malone’s Magnificent Mammaries.

   Molly Malone is just Dublin being Dublin.

6. In my defense look at them!!

7. Afaik the sculptor was female. I hope she had some really exciting realisations after this statue, if not before.

8. The brass neck of her wearing such a low cut top…

9. The Wall St bull in New York has the most shiny metal balls from tourists rubbing them. It’s not just a female statue thing, or even a human statue thing!

10. The song didn’t mention she was stacked!

11. Was walking past one day and there was a gang of young lads perched up close by shouting “Perverts” each time a tourist posed for a photo groping Molly. Made me proud to be Irish

12. I remember when twitter users tried to make an argument that this was a direct symptom of rampant sexual abuse in our society. It’s a statue, men, women and children all feel those bronzies for a funny photo, sin é.

13. Gotta have balance, Victor Noir in Paris: https://www.canvas-of-light.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/IMG_7423ss-950×616.jpg

14. You just helped me identify a random nicknack that’s been in my house for twenty years.

15. She was asking for it it look what she’s wearing

16. The long standing tradition of motorboating Molly outside the church.

17. I love when the linfield fans sing this, top song 👍

18. You should take a look at the statue of Fungi in Dingle. Poor fuckers been rode to death. Practically worn through.