Turkey farmers warn of Christmas shortage due to Bird Flu

9 comments
  1. Why did turkey get popular at Christmas? Hopefully this could be a trigger point that we actually centre dinner around something tasty instead.

  2. “Yeah, my birds got the flu so she won’t be making Christmas dinner!!!1!!!1

    Anyway, my mother in law, I say, my mother in law…”

  3. There’s been a claim of a Turkey shortage going back ten years I think. It’s a favourite story recycled year after year.

  4. Ah lovely. The start of the traditional Christmas shortage scare mongering stories. Ok everyone go and buy 10 turkeys and 100 rolls of toilet paper just in case.

  5. Of course I’ve got a turkey. It’s an organic turkey, I took ages researching it online. It’s going to be delicious.

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