Student banned from carrying eggs in public and must stay 500m away from King Charles

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  1. So, can he still buy eggs when he goes shopping? Because he’d have to carry them home. . Or is he now a Tesco home delivery customer for life?

  2. So if he ever decides to bake a cake and the only ingredient he needs to buy in is eggs, he better watch out?

    What a totally nonsense condition to put on. He can just buy a couple extras to call it groceries and do what he likes so why bother?

  3. This kid must have some arm on him If they believe he can nail King Charles with an egg from anywhere within 500m.

  4. “‘Scuse me, sir hold your arms out horizontally and stand with your legs apart.”

    *Checks if he has breached the terms of his license with a pat-down search.

  5. >Patrick received death threats after being accused of throwing the eggs

    Classic.

    I’m sure nothing makes you feel more morally superior than issuing death threats to someone who threw an egg at the King.

  6. That seems a bit unfair.

    If King Charles decided to go and stand near his house, he wouldn’t be allowed to go home?

    Let’s hope that doesn’t happen.

  7. News: Man arrested police say “They wanted to search him, to find his eggs”.

    Yea that’s gonna be a great one.

  8. > People were ripping chunks of my hair out, they were spitting at me.

    I hope those people were arrested and charged too.

  9. >and must stay 500m away from King Charles

    Is the Palace going to be providing the kid an advanced schedule for the King, so they can avoid any embarrassing calendar mishaps?

  10. This guy needs a police offier checking on them anytime they go for a weekly shop. So dangereous! /s

  11. What an brilliant claim to fame. “I’m a security risk, I’m not aloud to carry eggs in public”. He will have to have eggs delivered for the rest of his life or get some chickens.

  12. Lol, this sounds akin to one of those weird ancient laws that haven’t been repealed yet.

    You know like, it’s legal to shoot a naked man with a crossbow or you can’t wear a hat on street x after midnight etc 🤣

  13. I’ve got visions of drunk students building an array of medieval siege engines for the sole purpose of launching batches of eggs at King Charles and Buckingham palace. From 500m away.

  14. I can understand why people don’t like the monarchy but to throw eggs at a man of advanced aged like that. One good hit and we’d have been having another state funeral.

  15. This guy is just the worst example of everything that is wrong with left in the UK.

    “It doesn’t phase me because I understand what fascism is, what it looks like.

    “People were ripping chunks of my hair out, they were spitting at me. People lost their minds.”

    “It’s just so revealing to see when you challenge someone’s beliefs in that way, the belief of the superiority of this man’s blood.”

    This is a man who dresses in stolen jewels from India and Africa and every other colony.”

    No sympathy at all for these sort of morons. They get what they deserve.

  16. We have to celebrate the day this happened just like We celebrate guy Fawkes attempting to blow up parliament! But with eggs!

  17. Pretty fair punishment really. I guess there was a bit of a political tight walk here with having to fight against their instinct to go all Thailand on the guy.

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