Beans in place of the salad and it wouldn’t have been too bad. Tell us the price of it ?
Isn’t it illegal to serve someone salad for breakfast or something?
Black pud looks identical to the ones we use in our cafe, Frozen, Then microwaved, Often end up dry as fuck.
The only green in a big dirty fry should be a bit of a hedge that fell off your head after a mad session the night before.
I bet you this costed a fortune as well
That plate looks like it’s made of that ceramic nonsense that would make your skin crawl every time the cutlery is scraped across it.
Fucking salad!!
Why isn’t this on The News?
Shame about the salad (especially the cucumber) but the sausages look good, as do the hash browns and the eggs look poached to perfection
Think this is bad. The absolute state of the US lounge in Dublin airport. Advertised Irish breakfast and it was an actual disgrace. Think sausages was the only meat
Blessed Virgin Mary between us and all harm.
Me personally I’m only picking hotels that have a breakfast buffet. Have to eat my moneys worth ya know
1 rasher? Salad?
I’ll start my cookbook here so to help other hoteliers who also may not know how to make a fry.
Sausages: x 4
Rashers x 3 (two for the toast, one extra for yourself as you’re worth it)
Hash browns x2
Eggs (Fried or poached) x 2
Black pudding x4
White pudding x 2 (can be replaced by more black pudding)
Buttered toast triangles x 4 (2 slices total)
Tea (milky as you like it, not going to gatekeep tea)
Bottle of lucozade (optional)
Fried tomatoes (optional, sometimes I want that sweetness, sometimes the idea of tomatoes makes me feel sick)
The only thing that plate is full of is notions.
Aisling? Looks familiar.
The guards should be informed of this.
The size of the pudding is dismal.
This was at the Aisling Hotel. €220 for the night and getting two of these up to room cost €40. We missed a flight to Iceland for our honeymoon yesterday, but this is the worst thing that happened to us this weekend.
That’s treason.
…I wanna goooo hoooome.
Jesus there isn’t even any toast
The salad masking the lack of food is such an insult: It’s like they’re telling you “eat less you fat cunt”
I make my own hash browns because nobody in Ireland knows what hash browns are. Those piddly little triangular things are not hash browns. For real hash browns you grate some potatoes, squeeze the liquid out of them, and fry them in melted butter with some salt and pepper. Trust me, once you’ve had real hash browns you’ll never go back to those triangle thingies.
I love salad but … not with a fry up 😩 swap it out for beans and mushrooms, NOW
I’m actually offended by the fact this is being called a full Irish. €40…. for that? Jaysus! And then salad on the plate too… talk about adding insult to injury! One feckin rasher… nah.
If we were American I’d tell ye to sue for emotional damages and hate crimes against real Irish frys!
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Name and shame pls
That really grinds my gears
I am angry.
Is that kale?
Beans in place of the salad and it wouldn’t have been too bad. Tell us the price of it ?
Isn’t it illegal to serve someone salad for breakfast or something?
Black pud looks identical to the ones we use in our cafe, Frozen, Then microwaved, Often end up dry as fuck.
The only green in a big dirty fry should be a bit of a hedge that fell off your head after a mad session the night before.
I bet you this costed a fortune as well
That plate looks like it’s made of that ceramic nonsense that would make your skin crawl every time the cutlery is scraped across it.
Fucking salad!!
Why isn’t this on The News?
Shame about the salad (especially the cucumber) but the sausages look good, as do the hash browns and the eggs look poached to perfection
Think this is bad. The absolute state of the US lounge in Dublin airport. Advertised Irish breakfast and it was an actual disgrace. Think sausages was the only meat
Blessed Virgin Mary between us and all harm.
Me personally I’m only picking hotels that have a breakfast buffet. Have to eat my moneys worth ya know
1 rasher? Salad?
I’ll start my cookbook here so to help other hoteliers who also may not know how to make a fry.
Sausages: x 4
Rashers x 3 (two for the toast, one extra for yourself as you’re worth it)
Hash browns x2
Eggs (Fried or poached) x 2
Black pudding x4
White pudding x 2 (can be replaced by more black pudding)
Buttered toast triangles x 4 (2 slices total)
Tea (milky as you like it, not going to gatekeep tea)
Bottle of lucozade (optional)
Fried tomatoes (optional, sometimes I want that sweetness, sometimes the idea of tomatoes makes me feel sick)
The only thing that plate is full of is notions.
Aisling? Looks familiar.
The guards should be informed of this.
The size of the pudding is dismal.
This was at the Aisling Hotel. €220 for the night and getting two of these up to room cost €40. We missed a flight to Iceland for our honeymoon yesterday, but this is the worst thing that happened to us this weekend.
That’s treason.
…I wanna goooo hoooome.
Jesus there isn’t even any toast
The salad masking the lack of food is such an insult: It’s like they’re telling you “eat less you fat cunt”
I make my own hash browns because nobody in Ireland knows what hash browns are. Those piddly little triangular things are not hash browns. For real hash browns you grate some potatoes, squeeze the liquid out of them, and fry them in melted butter with some salt and pepper. Trust me, once you’ve had real hash browns you’ll never go back to those triangle thingies.
I love salad but … not with a fry up 😩 swap it out for beans and mushrooms, NOW
I’m actually offended by the fact this is being called a full Irish. €40…. for that? Jaysus! And then salad on the plate too… talk about adding insult to injury! One feckin rasher… nah.
If we were American I’d tell ye to sue for emotional damages and hate crimes against real Irish frys!
I’d call the fucking guards.