“Santa — my kids wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m very pro Christmas”
Is the most politician answer ever.
Who talks like that.
“Hey mate you watching the game later
“Yeah I’m very pro Liverpool”
If he wants to be “santa” give us a general election
Scrooge is a redemption story so I guess you’re right Rishi.
>I’m very pro Christmas.
Says the man who voted against hungry school kids getting free school meals at Christmas.
I believe him.
He’ll give a lot of presents to the rich kids and not very many to the poor ones, and he definitely won’t be using his wealth and position of power to create a joyful Christmas for any poor and underappreciated workers and their families.
That’s a real shame. For Sunak.
Scrooge reformed himself after some mature reflection with the Ghosts of Policy Past, Policy Present, and Policy Future. Father Christmas was invented in the English Civil War to justify endless misery and the cancellation of culture – including plays, mince pies, and public dancing. Sunak is merely Cromwell with Objectivist Idiocies.
Well he would say that meanwhile the gotcha will mostly be in what he doesn’t say i.e fiscal drag wheezes etc
We all know Santa loves rich kids the most… so sounds accurate so far.
Meanwhile Hunt is looking for 60bn from tax rises and spending cuts.
Oh man, if rishi claws gets me a lego atat I’ll still vote for anyone other than the tories but I’ll call them cunts a bit less for a week I promise
For some unfathomable (probably not) reason, I don’t trust him and I don’t believe him.
Because Santa travels by private aircraft, runs a sweatshop full of workers of a different race, and domiciles himself in international waters at the north pole and therefore can avoid paying any taxes?
I suppose Scrooge technically didn’t kill Tiny Tim, so he’s free to carry on killing impoverished children with prejudicial spending cuts.
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You better watch out,
you better not cry,
You about to lose all your savings,
I’m telling you why,
Sunka’s Budget is coming to town
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Too late Rishi I gave up waiting and got my PS5 earlier this year. Thanks for nothing
For some reason, this came to mind:
[Wimpy from Popeye :)](https://youtu.be/68eue5cpbsE)
“Santa — my kids wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m very pro Christmas”
Is the most politician answer ever.
Who talks like that.
“Hey mate you watching the game later
“Yeah I’m very pro Liverpool”
If he wants to be “santa” give us a general election
Scrooge is a redemption story so I guess you’re right Rishi.
>I’m very pro Christmas.
Says the man who voted against hungry school kids getting free school meals at Christmas.
I believe him.
He’ll give a lot of presents to the rich kids and not very many to the poor ones, and he definitely won’t be using his wealth and position of power to create a joyful Christmas for any poor and underappreciated workers and their families.
That’s a real shame. For Sunak.
Scrooge reformed himself after some mature reflection with the Ghosts of Policy Past, Policy Present, and Policy Future. Father Christmas was invented in the English Civil War to justify endless misery and the cancellation of culture – including plays, mince pies, and public dancing. Sunak is merely Cromwell with Objectivist Idiocies.
Well he would say that meanwhile the gotcha will mostly be in what he doesn’t say i.e fiscal drag wheezes etc
We all know Santa loves rich kids the most… so sounds accurate so far.
Meanwhile Hunt is looking for 60bn from tax rises and spending cuts.
Oh man, if rishi claws gets me a lego atat I’ll still vote for anyone other than the tories but I’ll call them cunts a bit less for a week I promise
For some unfathomable (probably not) reason, I don’t trust him and I don’t believe him.
Because Santa travels by private aircraft, runs a sweatshop full of workers of a different race, and domiciles himself in international waters at the north pole and therefore can avoid paying any taxes?
I suppose Scrooge technically didn’t kill Tiny Tim, so he’s free to carry on killing impoverished children with prejudicial spending cuts.