Pensioner, 79, fined after twice sexually assaulting paramedics while claiming to have chest pain

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  1. Could this be a neurological disorder? Sexually inappropriate behaviours are often seen in dementia.

  2. Yet while I’m genuinely rolling around on the bathroom floor clutching my testicles cause I’m having pain there, begging 999 to send an ambulance, I get told to drive myself to the nearest hospital (35 miles away), nice.

  3. I’m a paramedic in London and one of my patients grabbed my crew mate, pulled her in towards him and kissed and licked her neck. Reported to the police and they let him off with a warning.

    I don’t know why we even bother.

  4. Dunno why he didn’t tell her his crotch was aching and needed a soothing rub. Guess it’s only me that thinks this Granddad is based, then?

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