Good for her, we can all do with some fiction reading.
This’ll be the most erotically charged political book ever written.
Its nice to have a side project as a fanfiction writer.
Well now toilet paper is so expensive picking up that book in the bargain section of a supermarket will save me money. Thanks Nadine. That’s the most useful act you’ve completed in your life.
“Boris Johnson – My Part in His Downfall”, edited by Spike Milligan (deceased)
I wonder how many times she can get the word “throbbing” in there
I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that this book will be getting ghostwritten. Dorries doesn’t strike me as one of the great literary minds of this or any century.
*”Young Noreen Florres was brushing down her geldling after the morning hack. Her tight fitting jodpurs hugged her pert curves. The light dimmed and she turned towards the stable door. Standing in the doorway, throbbing, handsome and vigorous was the Head of the Womblesly Hunt, Norris Bobson…”*
There’s something worryingly wrong with Nadine Dorries. This level of fixation with Boris Johnson isn’t normal.
Poundland will be preparing the shelf space already.
She can barely spell her own name – a page seems like a stretch.
Can’t wait.. we’ve got this wonky kitchen table with a short leg that needs propping up
They mean someone else is writing the book, while Dorries gets to put herself on the cover
So Mills and Boon level porn mixed with her own fan fiction?
Is it coming out soon? We need something from the bargain bin to burn this winter
It’ll take three years, it’ll be thirty pages long, half of the pages will be drawings, one page will be the lyrics to I Will Always Love You, and she’ll spell every second word wrong.
Jesus H Christ, Nadine He’s NEVER going to fuck you!
Does it count as a book if it’s scrawled on her bedroom wall in crayon?
Boris is gud. I love his pee pee. One day Boris said shall we keep fucking the NHS or fix it? How we laffed. It was a gud joke. His eyes shone like Piri noticing a ink smudge on an Albanians immigration paperwork. He felt alive. More alive than all the dead from covid, the lefty virus. I luv him…
She will blame everyone for bully dear ol’ Boris and those damn pesky peasents who kept making him look bad by wanting pay rises to afford to eat.
I went to parliament
I had a good time.
My friend Boris was there.
I like Boris.
He did not have a good time.
Everyone was mean to Boris.
I was sad.
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Good for her, we can all do with some fiction reading.
This’ll be the most erotically charged political book ever written.
Its nice to have a side project as a fanfiction writer.
Well now toilet paper is so expensive picking up that book in the bargain section of a supermarket will save me money. Thanks Nadine. That’s the most useful act you’ve completed in your life.
“Boris Johnson – My Part in His Downfall”, edited by Spike Milligan (deceased)
I wonder how many times she can get the word “throbbing” in there
I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that this book will be getting ghostwritten. Dorries doesn’t strike me as one of the great literary minds of this or any century.
*”Young Noreen Florres was brushing down her geldling after the morning hack. Her tight fitting jodpurs hugged her pert curves. The light dimmed and she turned towards the stable door. Standing in the doorway, throbbing, handsome and vigorous was the Head of the Womblesly Hunt, Norris Bobson…”*
There’s something worryingly wrong with Nadine Dorries. This level of fixation with Boris Johnson isn’t normal.
Poundland will be preparing the shelf space already.
She can barely spell her own name – a page seems like a stretch.
Can’t wait.. we’ve got this wonky kitchen table with a short leg that needs propping up
They mean someone else is writing the book, while Dorries gets to put herself on the cover
So Mills and Boon level porn mixed with her own fan fiction?
Is it coming out soon? We need something from the bargain bin to burn this winter
It’ll take three years, it’ll be thirty pages long, half of the pages will be drawings, one page will be the lyrics to I Will Always Love You, and she’ll spell every second word wrong.
Jesus H Christ, Nadine He’s NEVER going to fuck you!
Does it count as a book if it’s scrawled on her bedroom wall in crayon?
Boris is gud. I love his pee pee. One day Boris said shall we keep fucking the NHS or fix it? How we laffed. It was a gud joke. His eyes shone like Piri noticing a ink smudge on an Albanians immigration paperwork. He felt alive. More alive than all the dead from covid, the lefty virus. I luv him…
She will blame everyone for bully dear ol’ Boris and those damn pesky peasents who kept making him look bad by wanting pay rises to afford to eat.
I went to parliament
I had a good time.
My friend Boris was there.
I like Boris.
He did not have a good time.
Everyone was mean to Boris.
I was sad.