I’m putting this up just as a warning.
I met this girl a few years back.
We’ve been sharing my house for a while now.
But..
My roommate is horrible.
She refuse to clean, cook or basically do anything.
If I ask her for help, there’s always something else important.
If I push, she snaps and mumble something in her own language.
When dinner comes around I have to hold my breath, because her own food smells really bad.
She’s acting like she’s dependent on me.
This has been going on for years.
What should I do?
“Name and shame!”
Sure.
[Useless housemate](https://i.imgur.com/c9Or6Vd.jpg)
Edit: She’s also doing illicit [drugs!](https://i.imgur.com/w0SIyzk.jpg)!
That’s it.
I found this by randomly opening the desk drawer for absolutely no reason. At all.
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You have cat to be kitten me right miaow. I’m feline for you.
Sounds like my missus….but pretty sure she lives here with me and not with you
Fuck her out ta fuck
I was sharing house with 3 other guys, it was working great, until one left and we got a new guy who made everyone’s life miserable and ended up stealing lots of small things from everyone before he left without paying his last months rent!
my mam used to have two of these lodgers.
used to bring home take-away without even cooking it first, last time i ever had dinner with them!
I don’t cook, I don’t clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring
I’ve two of the fuckers..both male and absolute cunts. Just showed up unannounced and immediately starting taking liberties. Often wake up to puke on the furniture and them demanding food at ungodly hours of the morning. They tear shreds off each other every chance they get too..then expect me to pay for their medical bills. Freeloading bastards..
We had a flatmate like that 25 years ago in college. Whatever about ourselves we had to keep our student house clean because a small child was also living with us. After many months of procrastinating about taking her turn with the dishes, & us caving in and doing them, one night I snapped & put the dirty dishes in the flatmate’s bed, pulled the quilt over them & a note that from now on for each night she didn’t take her turn the dishes would be placed in her bed. It worked in the short term then she moved out because she dropped out.
It’s all, “Out one window and in another”, with these bastards
This is a cat.
I thought this was going to be about people. I was gonna talk about a guy with obsessive compulsive disorder I had the misfortune to share an apartment with for a year when in college.
Haha very good