Those pensioner coffee mornings really spiced up after the lengthy lockdown ended eh..
Weird, they’re supposedly the most sensible of people. Why would they make such poor decisions?
They’re the only people with the free time to shag who aren’t stressed to fuck about work and how to pay the bills.
Triple lock means Beryl can get triple cock.
“Skyrocketing”
…20% rise over 2 years, to 1 in 4000 over 65s
People definitely need to be made aware of the risks and it needs monitoring but we don’t need the tabloid panic stuff.
Got bored of fucking the younger generations so moved onto their peers I guess
There’s a corresponding rise in pampas grass sales.
I’m very much looking forward to reading about how this is a Tory Party scheme to keep us serfs poor and all their Eton mates rich.
In the words of Bryan blessed ” I’m a randy bastard”
In the words of Brian blessed it would be
IM A RANDY BASTARD
Viagra too blame must be banned gramps is too happy
Of course they have, by voting tory – they’ve fucked us all.
My Gran keeps telling me she can hear better now she has aids
Over-65s a) are a bunch of degenerate free-love hippies and b) don’t have to worry about the pitter-patter of tiny feet. While retirees used to be isolated, they now have the internet, and lo they are getting their freak on. Good for them, but they should brush up on safe sex.
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Those pensioner coffee mornings really spiced up after the lengthy lockdown ended eh..
Weird, they’re supposedly the most sensible of people. Why would they make such poor decisions?
They’re the only people with the free time to shag who aren’t stressed to fuck about work and how to pay the bills.
Triple lock means Beryl can get triple cock.
“Skyrocketing”
…20% rise over 2 years, to 1 in 4000 over 65s
People definitely need to be made aware of the risks and it needs monitoring but we don’t need the tabloid panic stuff.
Got bored of fucking the younger generations so moved onto their peers I guess
There’s a corresponding rise in pampas grass sales.
I’m very much looking forward to reading about how this is a Tory Party scheme to keep us serfs poor and all their Eton mates rich.
In the words of Bryan blessed ” I’m a randy bastard”
In the words of Brian blessed it would be
IM A RANDY BASTARD
Viagra too blame must be banned gramps is too happy
Of course they have, by voting tory – they’ve fucked us all.
My Gran keeps telling me she can hear better now she has aids
Over-65s a) are a bunch of degenerate free-love hippies and b) don’t have to worry about the pitter-patter of tiny feet. While retirees used to be isolated, they now have the internet, and lo they are getting their freak on. Good for them, but they should brush up on safe sex.