Sexually transmitted infections on the rise among over-65s in England

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  1. They’re the only people with the free time to shag who aren’t stressed to fuck about work and how to pay the bills.

    Triple lock means Beryl can get triple cock.

  2. “Skyrocketing”

    …20% rise over 2 years, to 1 in 4000 over 65s

    People definitely need to be made aware of the risks and it needs monitoring but we don’t need the tabloid panic stuff.

  3. I’m very much looking forward to reading about how this is a Tory Party scheme to keep us serfs poor and all their Eton mates rich.

  4. Over-65s a) are a bunch of degenerate free-love hippies and b) don’t have to worry about the pitter-patter of tiny feet. While retirees used to be isolated, they now have the internet, and lo they are getting their freak on. Good for them, but they should brush up on safe sex.

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