I like your effort, your boyfriend really had to appreciate it…especially if he ate it…if you really want to surprise him next time I can actually send you a proper recipe. Or it was an “if he truly loves me he must eat it” kind of goulash?
Is he still alive?
Dear Ms. Chriswalker,
Hereby I inform you that this post have been judged as a violation of article 5 par. 3.2/b) of the Geneva treaty about crimes againist humanity. Please DO NOT LEAVE where you are now. The Kurwa division of the VisegrádSWAT team is on its way to arrest you. Any attempt of destroying evidence, especially consuming this abnomination, can and will be used againist you in court, except in case of safely and ultimately disposing it as dangerous biological waste, in which case it might be considered as a mitigating circumstance.
This messagge is also to inform you about your permanent exile from Hungarian territory. Any attempt to cross the Hungarian border will be treated as a declaration of war.
Thank you for your attention,
*Ministry of Hungarian Gastronomy*
Sorry but.. im sure he is not with you because of your cooking skills..
What a passive agressive way to break up
Dying West
If that’s a gulasch I’m a descendant of the Romanov’s
As Austrian myself I think you need to apologize to the Hungarian people and all living close to it. I live in the border region an all restaurants, grandmothers, mothers, most men and me can make proper Gulasch!
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Not funny
You are lucky it’s saturday
Uhhh, még a menzás is szebb volt
Austrian cooks “worst gulyás ever”, asked to leave Monarchy.
You Austrian, better stick to whatever you eat, that blasphemy is not gulyas.
and i just made [wiener schnitzel](https://www.reddit.com/r/SchnitzelVerbrechen/comments/wzshob/schnitzel_shell_tacos_with_alfredo_pasta/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)
Hello! Én vagyok a kĂ©rdĂ©ses barát, ez a barátnĹ‘m posztja. Ez a poszt maga egy vicc, de tĂ©nyleg Ăgy kĂ©szĂtik a gulyást itt Ausztriában. Azután rakta ki, hogy Ă©n 10 percig szidtam azt az embert, aki ezt merte gulyásnak elnevezni. MĂ©gegyszer, ez a poszt egy vicc, nem komoly.
Looks more like Paprikás krumpli. Send me some.
What did you use instead of meat?
Ennél bármikor szebbet hányok.
dafaq is that sh*t?
KinyĂlt a bicskám…
Heresy.
Looks like dog food, it’s not goulash
Holy
There are so many easier ways to announce that you want a breakup
Das ist kein Goulasch. Schaut aus wie Kartoffelsuppe 🙂
He must really love you if he eats this…
I hope it tastes better than it looks.
Potato leves te vagy az???
Hungáriai kórházi gulyás, hogy pontosak legyünk.
CASUS BELLI
Hianyolom belole a porcsin pesztot
[Talpra Magyar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemzeti_dal), hĂ a Haza! see you lads in Vienna.
What is thatđź’€
I (Hungarian) would leave you immediately after seeing this
And why did you take a photo of his vomit?
I’m sure this is a bulletpoint in the Geneva Convention
Did he cheat on you or something?
Pretty sure this qualifies as domestic violence
Ha most tenyleg parizer van a levesben akkor szerintem felkotom magam.
Oh my God this is such a great shitpost
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…because it IS a shitpost, right? Right?
Ahhh paprikás krumpli with alcohol abuse.
“Hát ezért kár volt bazdmeg”, hogy egy klasszikust idézzek.
I like your effort, your boyfriend really had to appreciate it…especially if he ate it…if you really want to surprise him next time I can actually send you a proper recipe. Or it was an “if he truly loves me he must eat it” kind of goulash?
Is he still alive?
Dear Ms. Chriswalker,
Hereby I inform you that this post have been judged as a violation of article 5 par. 3.2/b) of the Geneva treaty about crimes againist humanity. Please DO NOT LEAVE where you are now. The Kurwa division of the VisegrádSWAT team is on its way to arrest you. Any attempt of destroying evidence, especially consuming this abnomination, can and will be used againist you in court, except in case of safely and ultimately disposing it as dangerous biological waste, in which case it might be considered as a mitigating circumstance.
This messagge is also to inform you about your permanent exile from Hungarian territory. Any attempt to cross the Hungarian border will be treated as a declaration of war.
Thank you for your attention,
*Ministry of Hungarian Gastronomy*
Sorry but.. im sure he is not with you because of your cooking skills..
What a passive agressive way to break up
Dying West
If that’s a gulasch I’m a descendant of the Romanov’s
Tök jĂł hĂr. És mit látunk a kĂ©pen?
Jesus christ, if he stays with you after this then you can be sure that your relationship is unbreakable.
Okay, we are invading Austria
I just want to unsee it.
https://preview.redd.it/7ml5b5rey01a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b967caa93092fd53340bdaefd98aeff5f94f74
Az unokámnak majd azt mondom, hogy emiatt a kép miatt robbant ki a 48-as forradalom.
As Austrian myself I think you need to apologize to the Hungarian people and all living close to it. I live in the border region an all restaurants, grandmothers, mothers, most men and me can make proper Gulasch!