One of the Prizes in this €20 Box of “Premium” Crackers in Tesco is a Folder Clip, One Step Up from an Actual Paperclip?

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1. The junk in Christmas crackers must be the most useless stuff ever, usually straight to the bin in our house, along with all the paper hats, crackers themselves and the packaging. All just rubbish for the sake of pulling a cracker.

2. You not more annoyed at the key ring with a spring? Did you atleast waste your money on them?

3. Christmas crackers are such a wasteful product. To be eco aware one shouldn’t purchase these

4. Crackers are the biggest waste of money ever. I seriously think no one actually enjoys them, but tradition keeps them alive.

5. Premium crackers are even more pointless than shit crackers. Did you ever keep anything you got from a premium cracker?

6. Folks that buy premium crackers are just taking a break from supporting that Nigerian Prince they know.

7. I’ve taken to making my own Christmas crackers as they’re all universally shite. I’ve made a few this year with mini whiskey samples in them.

8. Aw man, a honey stick!!! 😅😂😂

9. Nope that’s a premium nipple clamp.

10. Thieves! Dunnes have plastic free lux crackers €10 for a box of 6, With a much nicer range of prizes. No plastic also means no sellotape on the boxes so they fairly rattled around before delivery. Kids and the oldies in our family love them at Christmas so it’s nice to have pretty ones that aren’t just landfill.

    https://www.dunnesstores.com/p/luxury-plastic-free-crackers—pack-of-/1410185GOLD

11. Also appears to have a fucking spring on a keyring lol

12. The only thing of worth in a cracker is the nail clippers – I’ve never bought one of those in my life

13. The ones in euro giant for €1.50 are fine you just want the snap from pulling the hat and the joke,crackers are a huge rip off buy them in the January sales for next year