>Qatari officials have been quick to end their World Cup sponsorship deal with former England captain and football icon David Beckham, after discovering he is a well-known metrosexual.
Rich Smith for *NewsThump*.
Qatar, a country where men wear headscarfs and dresses!
I hope this is true he had loads of opportunities to end that deal and keep his public image what had been boosted when he didn’t que jump to see the Queen but he put the money first I hope he doesn’t get paid and public image stays in the gutters it may teach him that some things are more important than money
took me too long to realise this was sarcasm. i mean – I *think* it is sarcasm. probably.
This joke would have killed in 2005, when metrosexual was a word anyone used, ever.
Metrosexual ,a person who has sex in a tram or underground train.
Same thing happened with one of the Transformers cept he was Metroplexual….
A Qatari spokesman: “we were unaware that he has sex with 1980s small cars, so have terminated his contract”.
Step 1: get contract with homophobes with huge penalties for breach
Step 2: be gay
Step 3: profit
It’s what he gets for hanging out with crab people
I genuinely thought this was r/nottheonion for a moment
The guy’s got some balls, mind. The godfather of his children is probably the most well known (and flaming) homosexual in the world.
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>Qatari officials have been quick to end their World Cup sponsorship deal with former England captain and football icon David Beckham, after discovering he is a well-known metrosexual.
Rich Smith for *NewsThump*.
Qatar, a country where men wear headscarfs and dresses!
I hope this is true he had loads of opportunities to end that deal and keep his public image what had been boosted when he didn’t que jump to see the Queen but he put the money first I hope he doesn’t get paid and public image stays in the gutters it may teach him that some things are more important than money
took me too long to realise this was sarcasm. i mean – I *think* it is sarcasm. probably.
This joke would have killed in 2005, when metrosexual was a word anyone used, ever.
Metrosexual ,a person who has sex in a tram or underground train.
Same thing happened with one of the Transformers cept he was Metroplexual….
A Qatari spokesman: “we were unaware that he has sex with 1980s small cars, so have terminated his contract”.
Step 1: get contract with homophobes with huge penalties for breach
Step 2: be gay
Step 3: profit
It’s what he gets for hanging out with crab people
I genuinely thought this was r/nottheonion for a moment
The guy’s got some balls, mind. The godfather of his children is probably the most well known (and flaming) homosexual in the world.