Bertie is such a weird mix of stupid and smart. I’m sure a lot of Bertiespeak just consists of gaffes but I do think he genuinely employed confusion as a tactic to dumbfound people – baffling them with bullshit.
Ah dats only a quater of a half of it at all. If i had an onion fer every one of dem she’d be me uncle
Ah now you can’t be upsetting the apple tart posting links like this
Fuck Bertie Ahern and him appearing more and more recently, long enough for most people to forget how he and his cabinet fucked the country and appearing here and there more and more now just in time to be in people’s minds for the next presidential election here in Ireland in 2025 if Michael D manages to see out his full second term.
Fuck off, Bertie!! We don’t want you as President, even if you are the best worst option out of Dragons Den bag men and racists and Dana. No fucking way!! We surely have to have better candidates than those!
And not Mick fucking Wallace or Clare Daly either!!!
Now do Leo-speak. Where when you say there is a problem, he will state that the problem isn’t a problem and even if it was it would be worse in a different location/time/alternative reality.
Or Enda-speak, where you literally say nothing at all and hide.
“Sure there’s nothing in the constitution which says a person needs to have a bank account”
“But you were the minister of finance at the time?!?”
“Some people put their hair yellow, some people put rings in their noses . . . I decided to cash my cheques, full stop”
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Bertie is such a weird mix of stupid and smart. I’m sure a lot of Bertiespeak just consists of gaffes but I do think he genuinely employed confusion as a tactic to dumbfound people – baffling them with bullshit.
Ah dats only a quater of a half of it at all. If i had an onion fer every one of dem she’d be me uncle
Ah now you can’t be upsetting the apple tart posting links like this
Fuck Bertie Ahern and him appearing more and more recently, long enough for most people to forget how he and his cabinet fucked the country and appearing here and there more and more now just in time to be in people’s minds for the next presidential election here in Ireland in 2025 if Michael D manages to see out his full second term.
Fuck off, Bertie!! We don’t want you as President, even if you are the best worst option out of Dragons Den bag men and racists and Dana. No fucking way!! We surely have to have better candidates than those!
And not Mick fucking Wallace or Clare Daly either!!!
Now do Leo-speak. Where when you say there is a problem, he will state that the problem isn’t a problem and even if it was it would be worse in a different location/time/alternative reality.
Or Enda-speak, where you literally say nothing at all and hide.
“Sure there’s nothing in the constitution which says a person needs to have a bank account”
“But you were the minister of finance at the time?!?”
“Some people put their hair yellow, some people put rings in their noses . . . I decided to cash my cheques, full stop”