average testicle size per country (europe) – yes I know its stupid… but ut cracked me up. Enjoy!

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  1. Finally, a scientific answer to whether we are Greeks/Turks of Cyprus or Cypriots who speak Greek/Turkish, and well, our balls are very clear on which one it is!

  2. Ha strong sperm from big balls!!! Greek and turkish sperm WEAK. You are weak sperm, this is the strong sperm!!!

  3. Always said that Cypriots have the largest cohones in Europe.
    Although there’s a reason why they’re so big.
    Surprised about the Greeks though.

  4. That’s why men in Cyprus sit in kafenio all day, need to relax from hauling those massive balls around

  5. This was measured by dipping the balls in a container filled with a liquid and then measuring the displaced liquid.

    In Cyprus balls were dipped in Cyprus coffee which resulted in higher yields due to the coffee being “tou Laikou”. In Turkey lesser quality coffee was used therefore lower yield.

    Greeks used Frappe and after the displaced ice melted it produced very low yields.

    In the UK tea was used but still resulted in low yields.

    The result of this study proved that you need to drink Laikou coffee, sketto adropino, to grow some balls.

  6. I don’t get it, my balls are very large and heavy but the shaft (corpus spongiosum) is of spaghetti thin nature, to where it can almost be tied in a knot.

    I have heard tales of the device changing shape after being massaged for prolonged periods to which then a white substance spurts from the ending. I wish I could find a nice village Greek girl to experiment with it so we can both together figure out the mechanism.

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