Down by the lough, I don’t know if they’ll have any of the brown ones left this close to Christmas though.
Bundoran is full of them
Oh there’s a market down the road where they sell tons of those things
Land sharks are a protected species in Ireland. You will be arrested by officers of the Wildlife and game commission if you try to purchase one.
In Cark boi
Ah the Sherkin Island caws.
Surf ‘n Turf
Sher there’s no point having a bullshark if there’s no heffersharks or cowsharks in the kelp fields
In the Bermoooda triangle of course.
“Who’s going to take the sharkcow back to France?”
Breathnachs in tallaght
Aldi. Know this from being a Cow Shark also.
I see those quite often. Usually after a good night out to be fair though 🤔
Killybeggs mart
The Butchmongers.
Mr Price
That’s a Bull Shark. They prefer warmer shallower waters. They’re often found upriver.
Kilmacow, Kilkenny.
I saw a few lads with necks like that in Donegal.
That creature can only be obtained in the farthest depths of hell (or, as it’s also known, Coleraine)
Yeah I have one here
*Reaches into pocket* 🖕
seen one in carlow
Think you might get them dow I Kerry, but ask for the feathered variant, beautiful plumage and the bottom wings are excellent for the barbeque.
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the Liffy probably
Sometimes he barks but that’s because he’s bilingual.
A fine cowsh. 👌
You don’t buy them you grow them
That’s the rare clonaslee bullshark, not to be confused with the clonee bullshark (you can tell by the coloring). Found near the top of the clonaslee mts in Offaly. Rare that it’s out in the open… does be friesian up there!
Beautiful plumage
Any Lidl.
Penneys, €5 xoxo
I think Aldi have them in their magical mysteries aisle before Christmas
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Kerry of course
Down by the lough, I don’t know if they’ll have any of the brown ones left this close to Christmas though.
Bundoran is full of them
Oh there’s a market down the road where they sell tons of those things
Land sharks are a protected species in Ireland. You will be arrested by officers of the Wildlife and game commission if you try to purchase one.
In Cark boi
Ah the Sherkin Island caws.
Surf ‘n Turf
Sher there’s no point having a bullshark if there’s no heffersharks or cowsharks in the kelp fields
In the Bermoooda triangle of course.
“Who’s going to take the sharkcow back to France?”
Breathnachs in tallaght
Aldi. Know this from being a Cow Shark also.
I see those quite often. Usually after a good night out to be fair though 🤔
Killybeggs mart
The Butchmongers.
Mr Price
That’s a Bull Shark. They prefer warmer shallower waters. They’re often found upriver.
Kilmacow, Kilkenny.
I saw a few lads with necks like that in Donegal.
That creature can only be obtained in the farthest depths of hell (or, as it’s also known, Coleraine)
Yeah I have one here
*Reaches into pocket* 🖕
seen one in carlow
Think you might get them dow I Kerry, but ask for the feathered variant, beautiful plumage and the bottom wings are excellent for the barbeque.
Wish.com
the Liffy probably
Sometimes he barks but that’s because he’s bilingual.
A fine cowsh. 👌
You don’t buy them you grow them
That’s the rare clonaslee bullshark, not to be confused with the clonee bullshark (you can tell by the coloring). Found near the top of the clonaslee mts in Offaly. Rare that it’s out in the open… does be friesian up there!
Beautiful plumage
Any Lidl.
Penneys, €5 xoxo
I think Aldi have them in their magical mysteries aisle before Christmas
Does Ireland have a county equivalent of Ohio?