Context: I was recently on a work trip in Sweden and Estonia and my roommates didn’t know where those countries are. We’d been drinking so I tried to scribble on a map on the kitchen whiteboard and somehow that turned into me attempting the whole continent.
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You did a piss-poor job with the Balkan countries.
You’ve Just missed tree big Islands in Italy’s area (Sicilia, Sardegna and Corsica)
i never knew greece was actually slovenia!
Cornwall independence?
Galiza é nossa
I hear the Swiss Mediterranean coast is beautiful this time of year
Interesting switch of the Netherlands and Belgium. And I never knew Poland was that big. What happened to Bulgaria?
Östersund!
Poor Czech Republic 🙁
Having the NEtherlands border France is just asking for trouble.. and isolating the BElgian Walloon population
Czechia sad noises.
Regular Ireland 😂😂😂
Well if your job doesn’t work out at least you can draw map caricatures
Why am I offended that u forgot Czech Republic? 🥲
Not bad you even got the Faroe Islands.
Plot twist: it was a permanent marker
Czech republic is missing as well.
Are we a joke to you?
How is the Netherlands southwest of belgium?
Yeah! Finally Germans have Mediterranean beaches. Thank you!
Somehow Central European countries become the Balkans. It is a downgrade and an upgrade for so many countries.
LETS GO ANDORRA
officially declared war on the balkans
Who even likes the black sea anyway!?
Malta is missing 😐
I love the thick poland.
Why does everyone see Cornish independence as something that could ever happen
Well done, even drunk you didn’t fail to mention it. Crimea is Ukraine and Crimean bridge is no more!🔥
What a big dick up north of Europe
Not that bad for an American guy ! I mean, I could draw pretty easily external USA borders, but internal borders are much more of a challenge (I don’t even mention drawing or naming states except the most famous ones) !
I wonder how so many people know about Andorra stuck between France and Spain, while totally ignoring Vatican, San Marin, Liechtenstein or Monaco, or somehow even Luxembourg.
Who’s that one country blocking the other country’s coastline? ^^
What do you want mate?
An Ireland please.
Will that be Regular or Northern?
Iceland nearly as big as France
The north and west are recognizable, and all seemed pretty good untill I noticed central/Eastern Europe. I feel sorry for everyone east of Austria.
Then again, for someone that doesn’t live in Europe you did quite a good job! There are Europeans that would do worse
Poland strong.
Got rid of the Balkans I see. Although I hate you I can’t blame you.
Nordic countries look like a flaccid penis
How did they resolve the disputes over the Austrian/Greek border?
I can’t seem to recall it from my history lessons.
Jeeeee, Poland stronk! 😂
Wales is very iffy mate it’s more like Devon
Sad Tzech/Slowakian noises.
I like the Republic of Regular Ireland. But i mourn the Czechs
Austria-Greece border is a nightmare every summer.
have you played EU4 op?
You remembered Andorra? I’m impressed
What made you remember România?
Italy is a snek