Bah! Humbug! Bishop condemned for telling children there is no Santa Tags:ireland 11 comments Tangentially, I dropped a flagpole on a bishops head when I was 12, and thinking back about it always makes me giggle You could be told worse by a Bishop in fairness Something like, have a feel around my sack The fact that they always move diagonally always freaked me out. AND NOW I KNOW WHY!! I mean, does he realise his job revolves entirely around the belief of a magical man who lives in the clouds Wait til they hear about jesus Maybe it was a spelling mistake and he meant Satan. Legend, next he’ll start telling everyone else there is no god, that it was all a big con, to maintain control, power and wealth….. 😀 Santa should tell him there is no god “If I can’t get close to kids, no-one can!” – That bishop, probably. This feels like one of those stories that gets recycled every year Wait til the kids hear about the priests … Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Tangentially, I dropped a flagpole on a bishops head when I was 12, and thinking back about it always makes me giggle
I mean, does he realise his job revolves entirely around the belief of a magical man who lives in the clouds
Legend, next he’ll start telling everyone else there is no god, that it was all a big con, to maintain control, power and wealth….. 😀
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Tangentially, I dropped a flagpole on a bishops head when I was 12, and thinking back about it always makes me giggle
You could be told worse by a Bishop in fairness
Something like, have a feel around my sack
The fact that they always move diagonally always freaked me out. AND NOW I KNOW WHY!!
I mean, does he realise his job revolves entirely around the belief of a magical man who lives in the clouds
Wait til they hear about jesus
Maybe it was a spelling mistake and he meant Satan.
Legend, next he’ll start telling everyone else there is no god, that it was all a big con, to maintain control, power and wealth….. 😀
Santa should tell him there is no god
“If I can’t get close to kids, no-one can!”
– That bishop, probably.
This feels like one of those stories that gets recycled every year
Wait til the kids hear about the priests …