To warm up the house I’d set it on fire rather than risk the coal
This is your Indiana Jones moment,if you can beat your fear the prize is yours!
Put a second jumper on…
Ah spiders embodying the spirit of…
Fly spray. Kills them all.
For every 1 you see there are 100 you don’t. And they mainly come out at night.
Sleep well.
Burn the house down. You’ll get warm and get rid of your friends…
And you wonder why we’ve a housing crisis
…they’ve been taken over by spiders
Set house on fire.
Problem solved.
They look like Giant house spiders, completely harmless and eat other problematic mosquitos, insects, rodents, neighbours etc.
Possession is nine-tenths of the law… best to head back to your house and put on some jumpers.
They breed in the hundreds so if you see one in your house there’s likely hundreds of them but they only come out at night
That’s their coal now.
Aren’t they class? Essentially playing the “if I don’t move he can’t see me” game..little legends.
Pure harmless, just scary to see. They’ll keep.pther pests well away, even annoying neighbours if you keep them near the door 😁
Well at least you’re bags of coal aren’t going to blow away with those spiders weighing them down.
There was a spider, in the bath last night
Good, now all you need is gasoline.
Where are you based? Hell? Leitrim??
Fuck off
Why are you putting your hands near them!?
Balla lads don’t shtop
I don’t like this.
I don’t like this at all.
Ah yeah, terrifying fast fucks. Mostly harmless, but they can bite and give you a nasty rash if you’re generally sensitive/allergic to insect bites.
The very large ones are female and they seem a lot more timid, if they’re a bit smaller they’re usually male and sometimes aggressive from my experience, especially in late autumn.
Man try working in retail, I dread finishing up a pallet of coal at work because 99% of the time, one of these bastards is chilling at the bottom with its hellspawn family.
Peppermint oil is meant to be an effective deterrent for most spiders. Goes for about 8 euro in H&B/Tesco. Just throw a few drops near when you found them and they will likely feck off.
Not sure how much truth there is to it, but I spotted a large one in my bedroom about 2 months ago and start using this. Haven’t seen any since.
Looks like you just have to heat up the garden instead!
Burn it down
Some kind of wolf spider I think
If I were you I’d light them there and then haha
I don’t see what the problem is, they’re obviously chill little buggers. Free pest control, too.
Spiders, silently saving the planet by not letting you burn coal!
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Nope!!
Its their house now.
Well fuck you for trying to keep warm!
To warm up the house I’d set it on fire rather than risk the coal
This is your Indiana Jones moment,if you can beat your fear the prize is yours!
Put a second jumper on…
Ah spiders embodying the spirit of…
Fly spray. Kills them all.
For every 1 you see there are 100 you don’t. And they mainly come out at night.
Sleep well.
Burn the house down. You’ll get warm and get rid of your friends…
And you wonder why we’ve a housing crisis
…they’ve been taken over by spiders
Set house on fire.
Problem solved.
They look like Giant house spiders, completely harmless and eat other problematic mosquitos, insects, rodents, neighbours etc.
Possession is nine-tenths of the law… best to head back to your house and put on some jumpers.
They breed in the hundreds so if you see one in your house there’s likely hundreds of them but they only come out at night
That’s their coal now.
Aren’t they class? Essentially playing the “if I don’t move he can’t see me” game..little legends.
Pure harmless, just scary to see. They’ll keep.pther pests well away, even annoying neighbours if you keep them near the door 😁
Well at least you’re bags of coal aren’t going to blow away with those spiders weighing them down.
There was a spider, in the bath last night
Good, now all you need is gasoline.
Where are you based? Hell? Leitrim??
Fuck off
Why are you putting your hands near them!?
Balla lads don’t shtop
I don’t like this.
I don’t like this at all.
Ah yeah, terrifying fast fucks. Mostly harmless, but they can bite and give you a nasty rash if you’re generally sensitive/allergic to insect bites.
The very large ones are female and they seem a lot more timid, if they’re a bit smaller they’re usually male and sometimes aggressive from my experience, especially in late autumn.
Man try working in retail, I dread finishing up a pallet of coal at work because 99% of the time, one of these bastards is chilling at the bottom with its hellspawn family.
Peppermint oil is meant to be an effective deterrent for most spiders. Goes for about 8 euro in H&B/Tesco. Just throw a few drops near when you found them and they will likely feck off.
Not sure how much truth there is to it, but I spotted a large one in my bedroom about 2 months ago and start using this. Haven’t seen any since.
Looks like you just have to heat up the garden instead!
Burn it down
Some kind of wolf spider I think
If I were you I’d light them there and then haha
I don’t see what the problem is, they’re obviously chill little buggers. Free pest control, too.
Spiders, silently saving the planet by not letting you burn coal!
Well, you wont need to heat the shed anymore
Ah they’re only giant house spiders, harmless