Pozdravy z Polska!
Today we celebrate our National Independence Day. On our local reddit called “wykop”, one of the most popular posts today is: **Why Czechia is better** 🙂
Enjoy
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**Translation:**
The Czech Republic #4thewin
– Instead of having a border with Belarus, they have neighbors: Germany, Poland, Slovakia and Austria
– Liberal law
– The Church does not decide about politics
– Porn mogul in the porn industry
– Good beer
– No “New Deal” (Kaczynskis economic program)
– Have their own car brand
– Tourists like to be there
– Average height of men is over 180 cm
– No polish reggae and polish standup
– They won the European football championship
– Drinking in public places is not prohibited in the Czech Republic
– They’re good at hockey
– The country is appreciated by experts from [wykop.pl](https://wykop.pl) (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
– They have good relations with the EU, therefore they can efficiently accuse Poland about Turów
Cons:
– No access to the sea
11 comments
>No access to the sea
Your sea is cold and ugly anyway. We have Croatia if we want to see sea.
/s
wtf is Poland only neighbor country spamming some shit here all the time?
But Warsaw has skyscrapers. Get rid of Kachinsky and catholic terrorists and I’m moving to Poland. Stay strong brothers.
O kurwa 😃
>- No polish reggae and polish standup – *that cannot be worse than Czech scene*
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>- They won the European football championship – *in which century?*
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>- Drinking in public places is not prohibited in the Czech Republic – *it is.. at least in towns*
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>- They’re good at hockey – *outdated information.*
Hey guys…he just want to tell us something beautiful about our country. You can just be happy and not spare him everything he writes. I appreciate what they write very much. Thank you.
Why Poland is better:
* They’ve got some balls
* They didn’t forget what are the roots of the Western civilization
* They knew Russians were bastards before it was cool
* They actually do care about their own defense
* They are big enough not to be ignored
* They have Henryk Sienkiewicz and Stanisław Lem
In Pilsen they want to ban drinking on public
‘no polish reggae and standup’ is one of the top reasons i moved here.
>- The Church does not decide about politics
I’ve always found it interesting that Czechia, the least-religious country in Europe (and very likely also in the world, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_irreligion) shares a border with a country that’s pretty much the exact opposite.
>- Average height of men is over 180 cm
Am I small?