Make a complaint. If they can’t reverse the way they came then they can’t drive properly…
Order another package , wait for it to arrive. Then go out, confront the UPS driver, maybe knock him on the head and tie him up in your basement. Then interrogate him , Ask him why he did it…until he cracks!
They really do suck
Fuck yo’ lawn! I’m Rick James, bitch!
Is that his blood all over the ground after you murdered him?
Unexpected Peeling of Sod
That happened me with fastway…. It cost them €700!
Give the ruts a knock back in with a four prong garden fork.It won’t look as bad then.
I’d recommend finding a new hobby friend
Shame them on twitter and threaten the small cliams court. Do you have video. I imagine they have GPS in each van so they should be able to track the vehicle at the time.
May I suggest landmines for defence before you start cultivating grass again.
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Make a complaint. If they can’t reverse the way they came then they can’t drive properly…
Order another package , wait for it to arrive. Then go out, confront the UPS driver, maybe knock him on the head and tie him up in your basement. Then interrogate him , Ask him why he did it…until he cracks!
They really do suck
Fuck yo’ lawn! I’m Rick James, bitch!
Is that his blood all over the ground after you murdered him?
Unexpected Peeling of Sod
That happened me with fastway…. It cost them €700!
Give the ruts a knock back in with a four prong garden fork.It won’t look as bad then.
I’d recommend finding a new hobby friend
Shame them on twitter and threaten the small cliams court. Do you have video. I imagine they have GPS in each van so they should be able to track the vehicle at the time.
May I suggest landmines for defence before you start cultivating grass again.