“Congratulations, you are being invited. Please do not resist”.
Moj powod jest taki ze mam plany na weekend
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must be an NCO,” says the balloonist.
“I am” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.”
The man below says “You must be an Officer”.
“I am” replies the balloonist, “But how did you know?”
“Well,” says the NCO, “You don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”
XD przypominam ze lewica która głosowała razem z cała reszta za ustawą która to umożliwia dziś mówi ze „nie kwestionuje prawa do poboru czy wzywania na ćwiczenia” oraz „no ale to tylko powinno być dla chętnych” xD stopien zakłamania czy tez absurdu można przyrównać chyba tylko do „who killed hannibal”
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“Congratulations, you are being invited. Please do not resist”.
Moj powod jest taki ze mam plany na weekend
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must be an NCO,” says the balloonist.
“I am” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.”
The man below says “You must be an Officer”.
“I am” replies the balloonist, “But how did you know?”
“Well,” says the NCO, “You don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”
XD przypominam ze lewica która głosowała razem z cała reszta za ustawą która to umożliwia dziś mówi ze „nie kwestionuje prawa do poboru czy wzywania na ćwiczenia” oraz „no ale to tylko powinno być dla chętnych” xD stopien zakłamania czy tez absurdu można przyrównać chyba tylko do „who killed hannibal”
https://youtu.be/m-AK4FmMG_A
Nie wiem czy nawet TVP daje radę tak zakrzywiać rzeczywistość. Coś pięknego.