Turkey’s Erdogan: “If Greece does not behave himself, our missiles can hit Athens.”

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  1. My dude scared shitless from elections i fucking love it. inb4 “Turkey out of narutooo” comments

  2. don’t worry guys,You know the election is so near in Turkey.He wants to increase his vote ratio because he is so desperate because of economical problems. So,he try to make financial crisis forget and he is doing military masturbation like you see.

  3. Dear greek neighbors, we love you, and will not send a missile to your capital. Our man is just trying to win the next election. And people voting for him would apparently love to see Greece hit by a missile. But I’m sure even Erdoğan knows the consequences of that. Don’t even give his weird speeches media coverage, because our good old totally free press likes to say that Greece and EU are afraid of glorious Turkey

  4. It is a really bad translation and I think it’s done for clickbait.

    He was talking about Turkey’s national defence industry program and he was giving examples. At some point he talked about Tayfun missile that Turkey produced recently an he added:

    “This production (meaning arms) of course scares Greeks. You say “Tayfun” and they get scared. They say “it can hit Athens”. Of course it can, if you don’t stay calm.”

  5. >President Erdogan: Greetings, President Katerina of Greece. I am Erdogan of Turkey, and I have come to threaten thee.
    >
    >President Katerina: Threaten me? What do you mean, Erdogan?
    >
    >President Erdogan: I mean to say that if you do not submit to my demands, I shall unleash my secret weapon upon you.
    >
    >President Katerina: And what is this secret weapon of yours, Erdogan?
    >
    >President Erdogan: Behold! A sack of potatoes!
    >
    >President Katerina: Potatoes? That is your secret weapon?
    >
    >President Erdogan: Yes, Katerina. These potatoes are imbued with the power of the Turkish people. And with them, I shall smite you and your people.
    >
    >President Katerina: You think a sack of potatoes can defeat me, Erdogan? You are mistaken. For I have a secret weapon of my own.
    >
    >President Erdogan: And what is that, Katerina?
    >
    >President Katerina: These olive bombs. They are imbued with the power of the Greek people, and with them, I shall pierce through your potatoes and obliterate them.
    >
    >President Erdogan: No! This cannot be!
    >
    >President Katerina: It is so, Erdogan. The power of the Greek people is greater than the power of your potatoes.
    >
    >President Erdogan: I have been defeated. I yield.
    >
    >President Katerina: Very well, Erdogan. I accept your surrender. Let us put aside our differences and work towards peace.
    >
    >President Erdogan: Yes, Katerina. Let us strive for peace together.
    >
    >President Katerina: May wisdom guide our actions.
    >
    >The End.

    Written by a great poet. Pity that openAI says it violates their terms

  6. For the life of me I can’t figure out how is him saying stuff like that good for elections.

    Some voter listening to him threatening to launch missiles, and thinks “Man, that’s such a nice, stand-up guy. He’s exactly what I want in a ruler. A guy who either wants war, or is not ashamed to threaten people with death just to get political power. His ethics are my ethics, he represents me perfectly”.

    Like WHAT???

    The people who vote for such a piece of shit are themselves pieces of shit. No other explanation possible.

  7. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    GET ME OUT OF HERE

    I should add that recent opinion polls indicate that 64% of Turks believe there is no enmity between Turks and Greeks, including 60% of AKP voters. This is nothing more than a pathetic attempt to garner votes the worse the economy gets.

  8. Who is this shit clown? Trying to start shit he doesn’t want. Small dick trying to front. This is how you get overthrown by your own people. Erdogan, put your lil french fry dick away, before it gets chopped off in front of the world. Too big for your lil ottoman britches.

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