Is there a Mrs Clause version??
He looks worried tbf
Children encouraged to visit santas crotch, with that shifty look on him?
Didn’t know Santa was trans.
Would it be worse on the back though.
*Executive pitching the idea knowing the boss isn’t paying full attention* “And then we’ll have the entrance in Santa’s crotch. It’ll basically look like a vagina”
*Boss distracted by some absolute filth on his phone* “sounds great. Hey intern, make sure to tell the design team”
*Intern not knowing any better* “on it boss!”
Sussy.
Santa looks sus
It would’ve cost you nothing to refrain from cursing us with this knowledge
All those deliveries
It’s gonna be like giving birth, but in reverse
like sleeve of wizard
What a ho ho ho….
Have a look inside Santa’s gowl
they’re flaps mad in bray, its been said before
Inflatable filth!
In the words of Brian Potter “It’s inflatable filth”
Ffs they even added the beef curtains
Santa and flaps in the same sentence seems so wrong
All the kids want Santussy this year.
Why have they done this.
Who decided santa had a two-way vagina?
Modeled it on an x girlfriend of mine. Facial hair and all
I’ve always had a soft spot for the Pikachu Vagina version of this.
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ah now
Well…that was certainly a choice.
🥵
That’s unfortunate
Is there a Mrs Clause version??
He looks worried tbf
Children encouraged to visit santas crotch, with that shifty look on him?
Didn’t know Santa was trans.
Would it be worse on the back though.
*Executive pitching the idea knowing the boss isn’t paying full attention* “And then we’ll have the entrance in Santa’s crotch. It’ll basically look like a vagina”
*Boss distracted by some absolute filth on his phone* “sounds great. Hey intern, make sure to tell the design team”
*Intern not knowing any better* “on it boss!”
Sussy.
Santa looks sus
It would’ve cost you nothing to refrain from cursing us with this knowledge
All those deliveries
It’s gonna be like giving birth, but in reverse
like sleeve of wizard
What a ho ho ho….
Have a look inside Santa’s gowl
they’re flaps mad in bray, its been said before
Inflatable filth!
In the words of Brian Potter “It’s inflatable filth”
Ffs they even added the beef curtains
Santa and flaps in the same sentence seems so wrong
All the kids want Santussy this year.
Why have they done this.
Who decided santa had a two-way vagina?
Modeled it on an x girlfriend of mine. Facial hair and all
I’ve always had a soft spot for the Pikachu Vagina version of this.
https://www.kotaku.com.au/2017/08/pikachus-vagina-jumping-castle-makes-anime-cameo/