TIL Bartholomew Patrick Ahern is Bertie’s real name. I never even considered he had a full name until now. Tags:ireland 15 comments Why the fuck are you looking up bertie on Wikipedia Get back in that cupboard, Bartholomew. And his infamous catch phrase “don’t have a 🐄 (bank account) man”…. All this time, I thought Bertie was short for Wanker. Some man for the Bartholomew-isms 2fm did a piece on him during the week mentioning this. Also the fact that he was claiming expenses of €500/week for makeup AKA Batrick No wonder he didn’t have a bank account imagine having to sign that all the time I never considered that Bertie was short for Bartholomew until now. I always thought his real name was “cunt” We need more Bortie licence plates, in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bortie license plates. Huh. And we’ve now been BPA free for almost fifteen years, which is way longer than that phrase has been popular. I thought his middle name was gombeen Enemy within. Made a holy show of us with his canary coloured pants at that summit. All the boys fuckin’ laughin’ at him. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
2fm did a piece on him during the week mentioning this. Also the fact that he was claiming expenses of €500/week for makeup
We need more Bortie licence plates, in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bortie license plates.
Huh. And we’ve now been BPA free for almost fifteen years, which is way longer than that phrase has been popular.
Made a holy show of us with his canary coloured pants at that summit. All the boys fuckin’ laughin’ at him.
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Why the fuck are you looking up bertie on Wikipedia
Get back in that cupboard, Bartholomew.
And his infamous catch phrase “don’t have a 🐄 (bank account) man”….
All this time, I thought Bertie was short for Wanker.
Some man for the Bartholomew-isms
2fm did a piece on him during the week mentioning this. Also the fact that he was claiming expenses of €500/week for makeup
AKA Batrick
No wonder he didn’t have a bank account imagine having to sign that all the time
I never considered that Bertie was short for Bartholomew until now.
I always thought his real name was “cunt”
We need more Bortie licence plates, in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bortie license plates.
Huh. And we’ve now been BPA free for almost fifteen years, which is way longer than that phrase has been popular.
I thought his middle name was gombeen
Enemy within.
Made a holy show of us with his canary coloured pants at that summit. All the boys fuckin’ laughin’ at him.