Orange Order launches King William coffee blend which can be traced back to 17th century Dutch coffee houses where the Glorious Revolution was planned

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1. The high price of this coffee blend is explained by the fact that they hand-feed raw coffee beans to senior Orange Order members, and then have to track them through the streets of Belfast until they defecate. The beans are then recovered, and are highly prized for their extraordinarily bitter aftertaste.

2. And what shops will carry the glorious coffee?

   I’m gonna say no one.

3. They really have absolutely fuck all for doing.

4. Might as well launch an “Antebellum” mint julep mix in The US “celebrating” the confederacy (which sadly probably exists already). It would be about as tasteful as this travesty.

5. Are they doing a glorious kaiser edition to commemorate the time Carson went to Berlin to secure weapons?

6. Heard it’s very bitter

7. DecaFENIANated?

8. Glorious Revolution is an interesting way to spin an invasion.

9. Ready lads?

   1 – 2 -3…

   Oh the colours they are Brewtifal..

10. Do they grow coffee in Holland?

11. Hope it continually spills in their laps and they never know a day without scalded balls.

12. Billy’s blend of bile bloodlust bitterness & brutality

    I’ll pass

13. Hope they go broke