What a country! You try to give a king free food and get arrested for it.
His mate dairy’d him though
… I am so sorry lol
That’s the kind of behaviour you eggspect to see in Luton, really.
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These puns are eggscruciating
We really need to put a stop to this.
There’s an egg shortage. Can we please throw things we’ve got a lot of?
Have people not cracked that throwing things at people is literally assault?
I’m a little surprised at all these people getting within throwing distance of him. Maybe he should get himself a Popemobile?
Arrested for wasting eggs?
I’m intrigued by the use of the word “towards”. How close do you have to get before it becomes assault?
I wonder how many police hours were devoted to investigating this failed minor antisocial behaviour, whilst burglaries, muggings and serious assaults might have warranted those hours instead ?
Why can’t these guys learn to aim properly. You know take a few practice shots before the real thing.
Man arrested for assaulting head of state. Somehow controversial.
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Seems a bit eggcessive.
What a country! You try to give a king free food and get arrested for it.
His mate dairy’d him though
… I am so sorry lol
That’s the kind of behaviour you eggspect to see in Luton, really.
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These puns are eggscruciating
We really need to put a stop to this.
There’s an egg shortage. Can we please throw things we’ve got a lot of?
Have people not cracked that throwing things at people is literally assault?
I’m a little surprised at all these people getting within throwing distance of him. Maybe he should get himself a Popemobile?
Arrested for wasting eggs?
I’m intrigued by the use of the word “towards”. How close do you have to get before it becomes assault?
I wonder how many police hours were devoted to investigating this failed minor antisocial behaviour, whilst burglaries, muggings and serious assaults might have warranted those hours instead ?
Why can’t these guys learn to aim properly. You know take a few practice shots before the real thing.
Man arrested for assaulting head of state. Somehow controversial.
“On that occasion four shelled projectiles were thrown…” https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/23173777.king-charles-egged-man-arrested-suspicion-assault/
I’d have thought that was a relatively friendly greeting for a Lutonian.
The only thing he should be arrested for is missing
“Cmon it was from a royal swan I was just giving it back !”
Maybe the police should go and solve some real crimes.
How can throwing something that hits no one assault? When it comes to the scrounging royal family, we may as well be in Stalin’s Russia!
Turns out throwing eggs at the elderly is an arrestable offence, who would’ve thought.
[Didn’t he do any research by watching Prescott getting egged?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UhME8dcOqc)
I don’t think I’ll ever get used to reading the words “King Charles” in the context of a modern news story.
Well how else would he have given his most precious egg to King Charles?
Can’t even give away a free breakfast without being arrested these days.
Egging is one of those odd crimes that is only illegal if it happens to someone you like.
Apparently.