Once we deport all asylum seekers, there will be cheap booze for everyone and their Aunt, and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, riding a golden chariot will be personally distributing £100,000 tax free to every UK citizen, and multiple countries in the world will clamour to be under the rule of UK.
Until we leave the ECHR non will be deported to anywhere.
Maybe the illegals will think twice before coming to scrounge of our money.
No one will ever get deported, there is no airline or logistics company that wants anything to do with it. The Tories are so balls deep into this crackpot idea they are legally trying to save face. Fortunately they only have less than two years left in government until we get some adults back in power.
Sunak calling it “common sense”, which I guess it is when your party depends on immigration as a hot button electoral issue and so must never actually take any steps to address whatever perceived issues there are while still maintaining an appearance of taking a hard stance.
Shame it works instead of Tory voters twigging that they’ve been bleating about immigration for the 12 years they’ve been in power and achieved nothing. Almost like they’re either incompetent or know too well that doing something about it would cost them an election button to press.
The UK has infinite wealth, everyone is rich and comfortable, from Buckingham Palace to the Bransholme Estate there’s money aplenty. I think we should give everyone in the world £1m, as a Christmas gift or something. Then there’d be no war or hunger or famine, nothing bad. Just, like, be nice and that
It all works out great. People stop coming here illegally and the Tories can but a big tick next to the box.
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Once we deport all asylum seekers, there will be cheap booze for everyone and their Aunt, and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, riding a golden chariot will be personally distributing £100,000 tax free to every UK citizen, and multiple countries in the world will clamour to be under the rule of UK.
Until we leave the ECHR non will be deported to anywhere.
Maybe the illegals will think twice before coming to scrounge of our money.
No one will ever get deported, there is no airline or logistics company that wants anything to do with it. The Tories are so balls deep into this crackpot idea they are legally trying to save face. Fortunately they only have less than two years left in government until we get some adults back in power.
Sunak calling it “common sense”, which I guess it is when your party depends on immigration as a hot button electoral issue and so must never actually take any steps to address whatever perceived issues there are while still maintaining an appearance of taking a hard stance.
Shame it works instead of Tory voters twigging that they’ve been bleating about immigration for the 12 years they’ve been in power and achieved nothing. Almost like they’re either incompetent or know too well that doing something about it would cost them an election button to press.
The UK has infinite wealth, everyone is rich and comfortable, from Buckingham Palace to the Bransholme Estate there’s money aplenty. I think we should give everyone in the world £1m, as a Christmas gift or something. Then there’d be no war or hunger or famine, nothing bad. Just, like, be nice and that
It all works out great. People stop coming here illegally and the Tories can but a big tick next to the box.
Its solved now.