Burning effigies of your political opponents adding that extra degree
Burning hatred in their souls gives them that slight advantage
Politician hot air
Because they aren’t as cool.
There’s an old joke about a Finnish farmer on the border of Russia. During WW2 the borders shifted a bit and his farm technically became part of the USSR.
A few years later when the Soviet Union collapsed they corrected the mistake and the borders were redrawn to make him a Finnish citizen again. When asked how he felt about it he replied:
“It’s great, I couldn’t have taken another one of those harsh Russian winters”
Heat from the bonfires
Warm and toasty pallet fires abound
The legacy of cash for ash lives on
Should have saved some
Pallets and used the evenly through the year, and not burn everything all together! Tut tut tut
Unionist sorcery
British state getting really desperate with their propaganda if they are adjusting weather reports like this…
But what if you’re protestant, Irish and call it Derry?
There’s about 3 miles between the towns of Derry and Londonderry, which are located in New Hampshire USA.
It’s not unusual to have a difference of a degree or 2 between between neighbouring towns.
Closer to Hell.
Disclaimer: It’s a joke! It’s a joke! I’m not even Catholic.
Because they’re just a little bit closer to hell
Showed this to the protestant Scottish girlfriend, *chuckles* “Closer to hell”.
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Free~~zing~~ Derry
The soup must warm them up.
Burning effigies of your political opponents adding that extra degree
Burning hatred in their souls gives them that slight advantage
Politician hot air
Because they aren’t as cool.
There’s an old joke about a Finnish farmer on the border of Russia. During WW2 the borders shifted a bit and his farm technically became part of the USSR.
A few years later when the Soviet Union collapsed they corrected the mistake and the borders were redrawn to make him a Finnish citizen again. When asked how he felt about it he replied:
“It’s great, I couldn’t have taken another one of those harsh Russian winters”
Heat from the bonfires
Warm and toasty pallet fires abound
The legacy of cash for ash lives on
Should have saved some
Pallets and used the evenly through the year, and not burn everything all together! Tut tut tut
Unionist sorcery
British state getting really desperate with their propaganda if they are adjusting weather reports like this…
But what if you’re protestant, Irish and call it Derry?
There’s about 3 miles between the towns of Derry and Londonderry, which are located in New Hampshire USA.
It’s not unusual to have a difference of a degree or 2 between between neighbouring towns.
Closer to Hell.
Disclaimer: It’s a joke! It’s a joke! I’m not even Catholic.
Because they’re just a little bit closer to hell
Showed this to the protestant Scottish girlfriend, *chuckles* “Closer to hell”.